2006-10-05 02:11:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
1st choice you have AIDS
2nd choice you have herpes
3rd choice your a cuntasaurus rex
2006-10-05 02:16:55 · answer #1 · answered by Naddo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before I answer your question, I need to as you a question: what the hell is a "Twatwaffle"???
Okay, back to the sangria question, with even more questions:
Was it homemade or store-bought?
Did you include fruit slices or did you drink it straight up?
Did you eat anything before, during or after drinking?
My answer: you probably drank straight from the bottle without any food in your stomach and got so drunk that you or a friend gave you charcoal to eat in hopes that it would absorb the alcohol...which it did, but not by much, since alcohol is readily absorbed into the bloodstream, especially on an empty stomach.
And later, after you barfed up sangria, up came the coal.
Now - did you tape "Lost"?
I doubt it...you were probably incapacitated to do anything more than barf and pass out.
Don't get so wasted next time.
2006-10-05 02:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by docscholl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The BBQ was totally burnt - you were the only one who didn't notice!
2006-10-05 02:33:52 · answer #3 · answered by Byjiar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't do drugs. lol Errr...rather don't get so drunk you pass out lol
2006-10-05 02:39:18 · answer #4 · answered by Emily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋