What has made your blood curdle with shame???!
2006-10-05 02:06:36 · 15 answers · asked by becciberesford 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Stripping on stage at my cousins wedding. Me alcohol and family gatherings not good!
2006-10-05 02:08:41 · answer #1 · answered by dave_e_wood 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My blood didnt curdle exactly. I was at my bros wedding and I met this woman and said, oh your must be Sharons mother and she said no Im her older sister, thing is she is only 2 years older. I just laughed and said sorry as there was not much else I could say, but I was cringing for hours after!
2006-10-05 09:15:59 · answer #2 · answered by Annie M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As a divorced father I have a bunch of daughters. In the course of raising them it became obvious that I have no clue how to work a curling iron. Nor do I have any idea how to fix little girls hair in any way shape or form. We would go to church on sunday all dressed up and looking like orphans. So I grew my hair out with the idea that I would learn how to do hair. I grew it all the way down my back. We got books on hair styles and would practice. Im not so tender headed so I dont' cry when they drag a brush through my hair. The plan was working perfectly. One day they just wanted to play with my hair. I let them
It all started inocently enough. I sat on the floor infront of the chair and they both sat in the chair and began brushing my hair. Then they began with the pony tails and braids and twists and this and that and the other. They put all kinds of frilly things in my hair. After playing for a while I decided it was time to fix dinner. Opps we were out of milk. I compleatly forgot what my hair looked like as I'd been wearing it for a while around the house. I wanted them to think I was proud of their work. I made a quick dash for town to get the milk. Every on was looking at me funny. Its a small town and every one knows me. They even have a few streets named after me. There is only one grocery store in town. I walked in got the milk, made chit chat with the check out gal. I know most of them. All the while every one was staring but not saying a word. I got home and it was starting to get dark. As I walked in the house I could see my reflection in the window on the door. My hair was wild to say the least. Pony tails and braids and twists all sticking out every which way and all tied together with every frilly thing those girls owned. I was quit a sight. No one has ever said a word to me about it. I have not been able to get a date since, even now years later. They have not named any more streets after me.
2006-10-05 09:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by john d 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
After a night of passion with a girl, walking through town for about an hour, I noticed that, as a punk, I was getting more, and worse, laughs about me than usual. Paranoid, I decided to head for my Nan's. My Mum was there and she mentioned 'David, You've got a tail!'. It was then that I realised I'd tucked her tights into my trousers by mistake when I'd got dressed and they were hanging down my back.
2006-10-05 09:10:56 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Sid 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The time I left a store and the bag broke and my Depends fell out on the ground with a bunch of people standing around. I leaned over to pick them up and my girdle tightened up and I farted really loud. I started laughing then my girdle broke and my huge roll of bellyfat fell down around my knees and I was trying to gather it back up while cussing under my breath my dentures flew out of my face and landed in a kid's slurpee.
2006-10-05 09:22:08 · answer #5 · answered by Komika 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You may not understand this in the US. This is going back a bit, but when I was really busy and harassed in our staff sales shop at work, I asked a man to write his 'bonkers card number' on the back of his cheque. His eyes lit up and he said as quick as a flash "Oh where can I get one of those, can I use it here?"
2006-10-05 16:41:16 · answer #6 · answered by Gadget Granny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting out of my car to go into the local spar and as i stood up my trousers fell down ....
oh the shame !!
2006-10-05 09:18:44 · answer #7 · answered by jizzumonkey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife and I went to pick up our daughter at the airport. We saw girl that looked like her talking on the phone. My wife said we should play a trick on her and just go up and pinch her on the butt to scare her. So I did. She turned around and it wasn't my daughter. I wanted to crawl under a rock as I tried to explain.
I was happy to see the girl just turn around and continue talking on the phone as we sneaked away.
2006-10-05 09:41:41 · answer #8 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I accidently had a piece of French bread pop out of my hands and into the cleavage of my date
2006-10-05 09:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
doing a dance for a work awards party, where i was s'posed to tear off tracky bottoms to reveal aerobics tights - pulled a bit hard and revealed I was going commando....
2006-10-05 09:15:12 · answer #10 · answered by finddaveluis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋