Just last night I was out with my girlfriend (my wife was home cleaning out the freezer) and as I looked around the room I saw a very striking looking woman. I turned to my girlfriend and told her to check out the torpedos on that love boat two tables over. She told me I was rude and insulting, threw 2 bucks worth of beer on me and left. I though I was being complimentary to the other women. Geez, who can figure women?
2006-10-05 01:24:55 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
$2 worth of beer? Were you drinking Pabst?
2006-10-05 01:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Ok.......so the real question is what happened next? I pray you took your shirt off, rang it out into your mug and finshed your beer. Ok but then......did you go up to the love boat two tables over and as if she wanted to see your dingy? Man! I would have killed to be a fly on the wall.
2006-10-05 06:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The reason she got upset was because you did not respect her. If you said it laughing she would probably laugh with you. If you were drooling at the time then the beer was the least she did to you.
2006-10-05 01:33:57 · answer #3 · answered by JediMaster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely best. It only is going to expose, it really is not any longer appropriate in which on the earth you're, the South African sense of humour maintains our flag flying proper!! I also truly loved Tony's shaggy dogs tale!
2016-11-26 03:47:26 · answer #4 · answered by dungey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should of said TATTERS not torpedoes it all in the wording. Oh and our a pig, awesome but still
2006-10-05 01:38:04 · answer #5 · answered by capinundees 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's not sooooooo sensitive. You're insensitive! Apparantly you don't respect women, you treat them like objects and sex toys you pervert! and cheating on your wife.
2006-10-05 01:27:55 · answer #6 · answered by Rachel M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah right...good on ya
2006-10-05 01:28:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice little fairy tale, don't buy a single word of it.
2006-10-05 01:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by looking for the left eye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a waste of beer
2006-10-05 01:27:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Balloooooooons!!!!
2006-10-05 01:26:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋