Because I've been trying it for over a week now.
2006-10-05 00:07:22 · 29 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Health ➔ Men's Health
You will experience chafing and the skin will irritate causing lesions, boils, spots. The odour will eventually be overpowering. The winnets will clog your fuse wires causing a nest of mini-dreads and additional disomfort. Overall it is not worth it.
2006-10-05 03:28:10 · answer #1 · answered by Dadams 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well if you have been trying it why not tell us all the answer,
Muslims are compelled by verses in the Qur An to wipe their backsides with their left hand, but while most Christians prefer to use Bog Roll there is nothing about it in the bible, as far as I know. Incidentaly does anyone own the trademark "Bog Roll"
2006-10-05 00:20:10 · answer #2 · answered by "Call me Dave" 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It self-cleans only in the sense that the poo rubs off onto your undies. This results in much larger laundry bills, as you then have to use a stain remover to deal with the skid marks.
The skid marks can prove very embarrassing should you have an accident and end up in the emergency room.
2006-10-05 00:13:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must be a bit blocked up by now. I gues when you go out you get wierd looks and people keep away because of the smell. But hey, If you want to live like that.
Keep us all informed on how the experiment goes. Would be fascinating to hear whats happens!!! He He.
2006-10-05 00:33:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude you are sick in the head you need some professional help man not only are you putting your self at risk what about people around you do you think that people really want to sit next to you and smell your rotting sh!t talk about a nut case if you get a serious problem you aint got nobody to blame but your self ohhh and you might want to consider growing up dumb a*!@
2006-10-05 21:43:13 · answer #5 · answered by Denver 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! VERY Nice! You must be pretty itchy right about now. I've actually seen patients with the same condition. Not cleaning yourself will lead to adult diaper rash. It will also make you extremely lonely.
P.S. Don't forget to clean under your nails.
2006-10-05 00:11:40 · answer #6 · answered by IAINTELLEN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know how didgusting tramps smell when they sit next to you on the tube? That is what you will smell like if you stop wiping your bottom or washing it.
2006-10-05 00:12:21 · answer #7 · answered by Wendy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'...and, in really severe cases, to CADRUI, or Corrosive Adult Diaper Rash Under Insulation. Nurse Bimble, remove the patient's underwear. Ah, there we are. Cameraman? Cameraman??? Oh, God...he's dead....cut to commercial break...'
2006-10-05 00:29:53 · answer #8 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking probably not.
But for the duration of your experiment, you may want to double up on the Old Spice.
2006-10-05 00:57:08 · answer #9 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure eventually it'll just clog up and you'll be unable to sh!t any more, that'll solve the problem of having to wipe.
2006-10-05 00:19:05 · answer #10 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋