what is the best way to fake being sick?

Question

i was supposed to do a project asnd its due today and my bus comes in less then 10 minutes

Answer 1

Suck it in and face up to the truth and consequences of a bad decision. Quit being a baby.

Answer 2

you posted this 2 minutes ago, By the time im done talking and posting it will be another 2 min and by the time you read it another 1 min. Your up to 5 minutes there so you have 5 minutes left. Next time do your projects on time and dont hesitate. As far as playing sick just state that you have a nauses feeling and feel like you want to throw up. Make your head damp and you will have the symptoms needed.
good luck

Answer 3

Don't fake it. Ask your parent to allow you to stay home and do your project. Have them call the school and say your not feeling too well. That way it will be the truth as you aren't feeling well since you didn't do your project.
And hey, why didn't you do your project? Need help with it?

Answer 4

sit on the pot for 13 minutes...that way they think you are sick and it is past the time for the bus to come....make sure you make some puking sounds when pouring a glass of water into the toilet


Or better yet do you work and go to school you slacker!

Answer 5

Whatever you do, don't forget to lick your palms. It makes it look like you've been sweating, so they'll believe that you have a fever or something of the sort. I saw it on Ferris Beuller's Day Off. Good movie.
~Me

Answer 6

Stick a toothbrush down your throat + try to retch, and if you've got a lamp in your room, stick a thermometer on it for a few seconds.

Answer 7

julian, julian.

I remember that feeling...you already feel sick, about not doing your project, don't you.

I am a mom - you can't fake it - we know when you're really sick.!

Answer 8

And you expect an answer so soon?

Answer 9

laxitives....haha