Nah, I reckon we should leave them to international gang justice. I mean, assuming you're a suicide survivior, how's that gonna look when you walk back into "Axis of Evil Incorporated".
"Hi everyone."
"Welll...look who's here, all walking about and breathing."
"Yeah...about that-"
"Did you not read the manual correctly?"
"Err...well..."
"Let's just check the records, shall we?"
"Yeah, but-"
"Bill? Dead."
"Oh."
"Cliff? Dead."
"If you'll just let me-"
"Charlotte Church? Eh? That can't be right, can it?" (Aide whispers in his ear)
"Oh. right. Fair enough, she's down as a CAREER suicide bomber, and she's doing her best, bless her. And then there's you..."
"Yeah, I know..."
"Obviously, you weren't ready. You need more practice at exploding, eh Jim? Well never let it be said that the Axis of Evil isn't fully supportive of its agents' training needs..."
(Fits Jim with an exploding waistcoat)
"Run away Jim. Run away now before we start to taunt you in a humorous manner about your inability to explode."
(Jim runs out the door. Everybody waits in silence for ten seconds, then there is a muffled bang.)
"Jim? Dead." (Puts a tick next to his name)
"Right, what's next? Oh yes, rigging Big Brother 8...right, any thoughts?...."
2006-10-06 02:52:36
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answered by mdfalco71 6
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this is my opinion but you only know they are suicide bombers after they have done it
anyone caught with bomb making equipment should be sentanced by the jury that convicts them to whatever sentance they think right that includes the death penalty
2006-10-04 23:16:01
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answered by old bloke 1
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Youre a ********
How can you give a suicide bomber a death sentence? How can a suicide bomber make it to the point of convitction to recieve a senctence? Idiot
2006-10-04 22:59:23
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answered by Anonymous
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no, they just laugh at us, they dont care if they live or die, i do think they need to be punished and examples made of them, others need to realise that *normal* people will not tolerate these types of actions, the punishment needs to be great, maybe something like, the place they were going to blow up, all the people there can take out some sort of revenge on them, cause them alot of pain, make them suffer, and make it be seen in places where these people come from, thats if they can really be referred to as people
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2006-10-04 22:58:22
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answered by jaynemynx 3
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no, they should be forced to work with people that have been maimed or disabled by successful suicide bombers, so they can see the devastation caused and the pain and suffering the victims must endure.
2006-10-04 23:02:00
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answered by sparkleythings_4you 7
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If they are true suicide bombers, there shouldn't be anything left of them to prosecute.
2006-10-04 22:56:08
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answered by Diablo 3
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suicide bombers usually die when they set the bomb off, so id say its pretty difficult to give them the death sentence, i might be wrong though!!!
2006-10-04 22:56:34
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answered by Anonymous
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Obviously you mean the unsuccessful ones? and they should certainly be prosecuted and given the death penalty if applicable along with anyone who assists them though it wont deter them..
2006-10-04 22:56:54
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answered by scorn 1
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Best way to punish them is to force feed them pork....oooh a nice bacon sarnie would do the trick
2006-10-05 01:04:16
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answered by Jamieson 5
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well, if they are suicide bombers that have obviously failed in their mission, I say we put them in a room and humiliate them. They can't even get THAT right.... ;-)
2006-10-05 05:15:00
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answered by sexychik1977 6
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