You will never get a girlfriend if you spend you time on here. Drag yourself away from your computer and go to pub, nightclubs, etc. Drink lots of alcohol and you may find that you have a personality. Then this strange thing will happen as girls may actually let you touch there bit. One of these girls may actuall like you so much that she would like to spend large amounts of time with you
.......failing that. Go order yourself a Russian bride.
2006-10-04 20:34:15
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Mathematical equation... Here is MY formula to see how much potential you have for relationships before marriage:
[(2.7x if 0
5565) b] / (500) --- 2{cos[(pie/2)p] + cos[(pie/2)s]} / b
x = Age
b = Attractiveness (domain: 1 to 10)
p = Personality (domain: 0 to 1) (higher number = better personality)
s = Social exposure (domain: 0 to 1) (higher number = more exposed to society)
The answer after typing the data will be represented as a decimal number. If a negative number appears, it should be treated as 0 (no potential). Consider the result of the calculation. ^_^
Note: Should any inaccuracy be spotted, the deriver of this equation is not liable for persecution. ^_^
2006-10-04 22:12:00
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answered by rainyhare 2
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If at 35 you haven't got a girlfriend yet then probability is probably on the wrong side of 1/1 googol!
[A googol is 1 followed by 100 zeros and the ! does not mean I'm excited but that you have to multiply together all the numbers from 1 up all the way to 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 !
(now this last ! shows I'm getting tired of typing "0s"
2006-10-08 19:17:45
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answer #3
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answered by bluecloud23 2
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2 years 4 months 5 days 4 hours 23 minutes and 21 seconds
2006-10-04 23:40:14
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answered by aaaaaaa 4
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I don't know of any mathematical equations... But I am sure someone will turn up when you least expect it!
2006-10-04 20:41:43
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answered by Angela 2
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Wear a wedding ring when you go out the girls will notice this and think sod he's bloody married why are all the best men always married. When they mention to you how long have you been married you can say im not but i wouldn't mind trying it out with you.
2006-10-04 20:47:42
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answered by Anonymous
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My best mate found his first girlfriend at the age of 42 and that was my wife so keep looking miss right will turn up
2006-10-04 20:33:10
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answered by colin050659 6
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Go out and talk to girls and if you find someone you think is special, then you have to zero to her. Talk to her and hear her stories and give some good advises and be a good listener then act- showing that you are a good gentleman.
2006-10-04 21:19:42
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answered by dodadz 4
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you need to get out and meet some girls...... if you are saying you are 35 and have never had a girlfriend then you must be doing something wrong......
2006-10-04 20:39:46
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answered by break 5
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You will certainly get ur girlfriend. The god must have created someone to tie you up though a little late.
2006-10-04 20:55:59
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answered by Gorkhali Kanchha 2
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