My bulge sticks out too much down below....but then again, I want to win first place contest at the bar I am going to....suggestions?
2006-10-04 18:39:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Well if you want to win you should have thought of another costume cause I am sure there will be a lot of superman's.
2006-10-04 18:41:45 · answer #1 · answered by SarinaAnn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would go there with the suit, bulge and all, and be proud that I have a bulge that sticks out! That's a sure fire way to attract attention! Plus, you could go a s"Super Bulge" or something!
I'm sure the chicks will be very happy to see your super self!
2006-10-05 09:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by ButtahChick (ButterChick) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you wanna win, ware only surf shorts and paint your body green....be the incredible hulk mate, you'll surely score and the best thing of all you dont have to worry about the bulge.....
2006-10-05 01:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by Jendralus 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you think Superman might have had a bulging problem? Why do you think they called him Superman?
2006-10-05 01:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by Warren D 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
rub one or two off before you go and don't wear a jacket when you are outside that way you can take full advantage of any shrinkage made possible by nature
just be yourself and and you will get all the smiles you want
2006-10-05 01:41:00 · answer #5 · answered by Beano4aReason 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear a jock.
Keeps everythng more or less in check, so hopefully no embarassments, & if anyone asks, you can just blame it on the apparatus. All problems solved :)
2006-10-05 01:42:49 · answer #6 · answered by dafydd_7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah......but a sock down there to make it bigger....more as a accentuated joke and then the 'real' obvious won't be obvious.
2006-10-05 01:41:47 · answer #7 · answered by COOKIE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What Warren said. Besides he is the "Man of Steel".
2006-10-05 11:13:11 · answer #8 · answered by Charles B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a cold shower and w-a-n-k a few times before going. don't think about anything that'll make ya buldge.
2006-10-05 01:43:06 · answer #9 · answered by icefreezie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you don't have enough time for crunches to be of any effect, so I suggest lyposuction in order to reduce your "bulging waistline"
2006-10-05 01:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by AirborneSaint 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋