but it needs to involve a snake, a fly swatter, and a swimming pool.
Give it your best shot, I am anxious to hear a story.
2006-10-04 17:15:10 · 10 answers · asked by hahaha 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
So there i was walking down to the carnival alone cause my friends ditched me (yeah im a loser) when i came across a huge snake...yes i was startled but so eager to make friends i didnt care if they were animals or the midgets down at the carnival (which was my plan for the night) anyways so there i was face to face with the snake when all of a sudden he turned into a fly swatter and started smackin the living sh*t out of my face! So i attempted to run to the carnival that was only acouple blocks away......the struggle to get ahold of the flyswatter was quiet a work-out..when i finally got ahold of the little f*cker i was at the carnival with people starring at me...guess to them it looked like i was beating myself up with this object....so i went home and cried in the reflection of my swimming pool saying "I did my best" repeatedly..
2006-10-04 17:33:48 · answer #1 · answered by Itisme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there was a snake, that had escaped from her owners cage, the man went to the cage and when he found out the snake was missing, he got very distraught. You see he had that snake sine she was a little one. He went around looking for the snake in the neigborhood. but he couldn't find it. He went to a house that a lot of children were palying in the pool, he said Oh my god, what could happen if my snake gets to that yard. You see the man had not yet fed the snake. He went and knock on the front door and a lady answered. She looked at him funny because she had never seem him before. She asked him how can I help you, he said I lost my snake and Iam afraid that it could be around the kids in the swimming pool. All of a sudden a fly got into the house, because as she was talking to the man, the fly got in. She let him, but said just wait here. She went into the closet and got a fly swatter. The man asked her why the fly swatter i lost a snake. The lady answered him a fly came in when the door was opened and I hate flies. The man was still worried that the snake could be near the children in the swimming pool. The lady with the fly swatter in her hand walked him to the back. As she was walking she saw the fly and try to swat her but she missed. The man said, you sure don't like flies, and she said that is why I always keep a fly swatter around. As they got to the swimming pool area, the man and the lady were shocked!!!! There next to the pool was the snake, it was getting ready to sligh up the pool. The man hurried up and took the fly swatter from the ladys hand, and slapped the fly swatter on the snake. It stop the snake from hurting and getting into the pool. The lady told the man, thank you, if you had not been here my children could have been hurt. The man replied thank you for having the fly swatter that is what stop the snake. So they were both very grateful to each other. the woman gave him a pillow case to take the snake home. The kids are very safe, and now she always keeps the fly swatter near her pool. The moral of this story is people help each other in their own particular way. THE END
2006-10-05 00:37:53 · answer #2 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once upon a time there was a snake. The snake lived in a garden of a house whose owners were having a swimming pool installed. Now, the hole for the pool was very deep. One night the snake got curious and slithered into the hole. But then he couldn't get out, so he would just have to wait for someone to take him out. The next day, the workers (which were girls) came to tile the pool. They saw the snake, and they grabbed the first thing they had: a fly swatter. They started swatting at the snake, and the snake got scared. So he attacked them. They ran away screaming, and the snake slithered up the rope back into his garden. The owners never got the swimming pool built.
2006-10-05 00:21:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so yesterday I was laying out by the swimming pool and I saw this snakes swimming in the water! Naturally I shreiked and ran inside to get my fly swatter, when I turned the snake was helping himself to my long island ice tea, so I figure if the alcohol wont kill him nothing will
=) short
2006-10-05 00:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by wilowdreams 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my brother was working in his yard in central Arizona while doing so he saw a snake (not a rattle snake either) so he walked to his patio and retrieved a fly swatter and started beating the snake in the meantime while all the commotion was going on he got stung by an Arizona hairy scorpion because he was wearing flip flops then he managed to scoop the scorpion into his above ground swimming pool AKA the redneck fishing hole.
2006-10-05 00:43:27 · answer #5 · answered by Jezabel the annoyed cat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once there was a snake in my swimming pool so i dipped it out with a fly swatter
2006-10-05 00:23:06 · answer #6 · answered by teacher_tamala 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a little man with a little wife. They had two little children. One day they were going out side to their little swimming pool. The little kids yelled it's a snake. It was little so they tired to kill it with the little flyswatter.. It didn't work so they used the flyswatter to pick it up and took it to the side of the yard. Then they went on with their happy little day.
2006-10-05 01:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by jingles_200 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry,this Benadryl is controlling my brain.I must turn this technicolor trouser snake into a lasso, so that I can acquire a flyswatter,which I will use as a surfboard in my neighbors pool.
2006-10-05 00:22:55 · answer #8 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swimming pool and a blond!
2006-10-05 00:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time....
...Sorry thats all I got!
xoxo....
2006-10-05 00:34:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋