My ex-boyfriend was a jerk. He cheated on me and he treated me and my friends like trash. The thing is, me and my 3 girlfriends tricked him. We got him to go along with a magic spell that my aunt cast on him. She shrunk him to 1/4 inch tall and now I have him trapped in my black tights.
He thinks we are about to let him go, but the truth is - we are going to keep him in there. Each and every day, me and one of my friends wear something tight and he is going to be in there. Every day - for good. He deserves it.
Okay, the thing is - he doesn't know that yet. He thinks we're about to let him go. I am about to look down and tell him what he does not want to hear. That we're keeping him. I need advice. Something mean, creative - I need a way to explain to him that we're keeping him.
Tell me what I should say, ladies :)
Lisa
2006-10-04 16:33:24 · 14 answers · asked by Lisa_L_89 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Dancing
I'm sorry, that is too weird. There is a GUY who comes here into dancing category and asks the very same question over and over again. That is, he keeps asking what whould we tell him if we were to find him in our tights. Is that your ex-bf, by chance? Or maybe you are him? Why oh why is this all under dancing.
FYI - you are in violation of community guidelines for repeated postings. http://answers.yahoo.com/info/community_guidelines.php
2006-10-04 16:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by Snowflake 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Oh, I'm sure it will actually be great news for him!!
Btw, good luck with that and all.......so what happens or who gets to or has to keep him in their tight tights when you actually discover there are fun & interesting men out in the REAL world much better than teeny tiny in tight tight tights and eventually you'll forget all about him..? Unless he falls out when you go to the bathroom on your 10th or so date with the new man you've met who happens to be Mr. Fantastic....Can one of your g-friends just, you know, have him read THEIR LIPS when you're out on a date or something?
Btw, how big are you?!!!! 1/2 inch?
2006-10-04 16:46:05 · answer #2 · answered by raquelha 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lisa, whatever you do just don't let him go or he's gonna tell everyone he's been under your pants. Guys like such things. He deserves more than what you've done to him. Make him a huge guy so that he won't be able to have sex with anyone cause he's too big :)
2006-10-04 23:51:38 · answer #3 · answered by Tanya K 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's, "My friends and I," not, "me and my girlfriends." You always put others first, it's polite and grammatically correct.
It's also not polite to put negative spells on people, remember the spells come back at you thrice as severe as the initial spell. That would indicate you will be (or are already) three times as small as your ex-boyfriend. Good luck with that.
Peace.
2006-10-04 17:59:55 · answer #4 · answered by Polly 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ok this is the dancing section. lets all stick 2 dancing questions. im tired of seeing this same thing everywhere on here. it funny @ first but now its kinda old.
2006-10-08 11:20:12 · answer #5 · answered by Minnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is going to be in your memory so why not let him go? He is not unlike a lot men out there. Just let him go and you will be free of him. Why would you want someone hanging around that is not nice to you? This question is very different to say the least. Thank you for your question.
2006-10-04 16:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by BrowBrat 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
This is stupid! I really enjoy helping people with dance problems and this is waisting my time. Please use this the way it was meant too!
2006-10-08 05:35:45 · answer #7 · answered by shawnabobrien 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know now not to get on your bad side.
2006-10-05 00:25:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think you need to take it easy on whatever drugs you are on.
2006-10-04 16:42:21 · answer #9 · answered by preggo&luvinit 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
ur weird and i just recieved 2pts for stating the obvious.... thx
2006-10-04 17:57:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋