My ex-boyfriend was a jerk. He cheated on me and he treated me and my friends like trash. The thing is, me and my 3 girlfriends tricked him. We got him to go along with a magic spell that my aunt cast on him. She shrunk him to 1/4 inch tall and now I have him trapped in my black tights.
He thinks we are about to let him go, but the truth is - we are going to keep him in there. Each and every day, me and one of my friends wear something tight and he is going to be in there. Every day - for good. He deserves it.
Okay, the thing is - he doesn't know that yet. He thinks we're about to let him go. I am about to look down and tell him what he does not want to hear. That we're keeping him. I need advice. Something mean, creative - I need a way to explain to him that we're keeping him.
Tell me what I should say, ladies :)
Lisa
2006-10-04 16:32:29 · 14 answers · asked by Lisa_L_89 1 in Beauty & Style ➔ Fashion & Accessories
You could tell him that not only is he going to be trapped in your tights, but you are going to consume lots of beans and milk products and you are lactose intolerant.
2006-10-04 16:52:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is great! lol... so tell him that he's being kept for breaking your heart, and he'll for ever have to endure the suffocating pain of tight clothing in his small world!! Have fun! But play nice, no tricking him into running from the cat or anything...
2006-10-04 17:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by megan b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, honey, lay off the T.V. for awhile, maybe even the Harry Potter books, cuz hon, i would like to beleive magic spells were real too. But they're not.
2006-10-04 17:07:24 · answer #3 · answered by boycrazy123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only one problem, keeping him in your tights may be invigorating to him. Keep him in a nice little change purse instead.
2006-10-04 17:40:21 · answer #4 · answered by DoubleDMom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell him your sorry , but you gotta keep him, because your feeling really wild and crazy and he's living in a small world .
2006-10-04 16:41:20 · answer #5 · answered by ret w 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what in the world are you smoking something not to be mean or anything but that kjust sounds dumb but that would be good for a story to write about
2006-10-04 17:06:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, you had me going there for a minute!! That's really cool. You should make into a short story and try to sell it!!
2006-10-04 16:41:09 · answer #7 · answered by Funny Bunny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow never heard of that before. have fun with that one
2006-10-04 16:42:26 · answer #8 · answered by B/Blondie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say no to drugs and alcohol
2006-10-04 16:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by Teapot23 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha..it's the funniest story i've heard today
2006-10-04 17:44:22 · answer #10 · answered by funky-ira 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋