My ex-boyfriend was a jerk. He cheated on me and he treated me and my friends like trash. The thing is, me and my 3 girlfriends tricked him. We got him to go along with a magic spell that my aunt cast on him. She shrunk him to 1/4 inch tall and now I have him trapped in my black tights.
He thinks we are about to let him go, but the truth is - we are going to keep him in there. Each and every day, me and one of my friends wear something tight and he is going to be in there. Every day - for good. He deserves it.
Okay, the thing is - he doesn't know that yet. He thinks we're about to let him go. I am about to look down and tell him what he does not want to hear. That we're keeping him. I need advice. Something mean, creative - I need a way to explain to him that we're keeping him.
Tell me what I should say, ladies :)
Lisa
2006-10-04 16:31:49 · 16 answers · asked by Lisa_L_89 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
I think you are in need of some major help.
2006-10-04 16:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by lovedietdp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's probably a pretty happy guy where he's at. Most guys would love to be in 3 girls underwear for the rest of their lives.
2006-10-05 03:29:45 · answer #2 · answered by Jackie M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look him straight in to his beety little eyes the next time he asks to go home and just laugh hysterically!
PS. I want that spell!!
2006-10-04 16:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get rid of him. There is a Motown song called Respect. Listen to it and move on. Sincerely Rocky
2006-10-04 16:35:29 · answer #4 · answered by Rock man 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've decided were going to keep you, you can come with me to get my head checked.
2006-10-04 16:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by caramela 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What are you drinking? Or maybe you just need to see a therapist.
2006-10-04 16:33:51 · answer #6 · answered by brattybard 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur mom
2006-10-04 16:33:48 · answer #7 · answered by mrs.johnny_knoxville1 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you lost me loooooooong time ago!
2006-10-04 16:35:38 · answer #8 · answered by Cali03 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
is this a serious question? is that a mouse there?
2006-10-04 16:34:38 · answer #9 · answered by Inquirer 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are a witch, then you should know....
Hey, are you smoking CRACK?
2006-10-04 16:34:33 · answer #10 · answered by denh 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋