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Like the smell of your own farts? Do you not wash your hands after using the restroom? Secretly hate your in-laws? Drink from the milk jug???

2006-10-04 13:57:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

I am very active in my church, but I still say swear words sometime and I wish I could still drink like a fish like I used to even though I know it always leads to bad things and problems (i miss it a little from time to time). I need a drink damn-it.

2006-10-04 14:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by HazelEyes 5 · 1 0

I like to put on my grandmothers depends and then **** them. Then I fall down and act like I can't get up until some safety patrol people come help me, smelling my **** and being appaulled by it. Then I shake the poo into her garbage disposal and put the diaper back in the box knowing that soon she shall change into soiled shitcatchers thinking that they are clean and she will have at least a half hour or so of smelling like a planet of old rotten flowers (too strong old lady perfume) and knowing that her plans shall be foiled.

2006-10-04 21:08:49 · answer #2 · answered by the_horrible_thunderpants 3 · 0 2

Eat ice cream with a fork! lol!

2006-10-04 20:59:46 · answer #3 · answered by 77684 3 · 1 0

wanna get kicked in the nuts by you girls daily, hourly, every miniute for ever

2006-10-04 21:04:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Pissing in my bosses coffee cup!! Oh yea rubbed one out in a batch of cookies my x made for her party at work!! They ate everyone of them!!

2006-10-04 21:00:20 · answer #5 · answered by bren_jim 5 · 2 2

If i tole ya it ainn't no secret no more so i ain't sayin.

2006-10-04 21:07:56 · answer #6 · answered by Totoru 5 · 0 1

Your mom

2006-10-04 21:01:47 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0 1

I share all my secrets and they are ALL dirty!

2006-10-04 20:59:12 · answer #8 · answered by Rock Doll 5 · 0 1

i dig my nose before i eat

2006-10-04 20:59:50 · answer #9 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 1 0

I'm addicted to sex! There I said it!

2006-10-04 22:07:37 · answer #10 · answered by lwrdimport 2 · 1 1

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