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I'd tell ya to come on in, my two sons are already inside with a banjo and a guitar playing bluegrass

I'll go get more beer

2006-10-04 13:53:59 · answer #1 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 0 0

This is my 7 step plan to deal with unknown banjo players on my porch. I have never had to go past step 3 before.

1. Load weapon
2. Check deadbolt
3. Call police
4. Turn off porch light
5. Hide the children
6. Turn my stereo on VERY loud
7. Call my neighbor and have him watch you while I hold the phone in one hand and the loaded weapon in the other.

2006-10-04 13:58:14 · answer #2 · answered by YahooGuru2u 6 · 0 0

boy we could have a shin-dig in the yard i love the banjo would get my bro. & some friends brake out the chittlens & cornbread with buttermilk & partyey yeeehawww

old geezer
happy day

2006-10-04 13:56:34 · answer #3 · answered by Charles W 6 · 0 0

I'd grab my guitar and play dueling banjos with ya

2006-10-04 14:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by Mike H 4 · 0 0

i would think it sweet that you went to the trouble no matter what you were playing.....but i do like the banjo.

2006-10-04 13:57:45 · answer #5 · answered by Cindy M 1 · 0 0

i would be like 'um ok' and try to ignore you
i would get scared
if you wouldn't leave i would either ask you if you needed something or i would call the police and ask them what to do

2006-10-04 13:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by um yea hi 4 · 0 0

thats when the shotgun comes out and i blow your redneck a** off my porch

2006-10-04 13:52:47 · answer #7 · answered by me 4 · 1 0

Banjo? Hahahahaha... PLEASE, dont dare show up at or on my doorstep with that crap! I'd have to kill ya......

2006-10-04 13:54:37 · answer #8 · answered by debs 4 · 0 0

heres some money

2006-10-04 13:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm still RUNNING!!!!!!! zooooooooooooooooooom

2006-10-04 13:53:01 · answer #10 · answered by mywaypink 7 · 0 0

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