2006-10-04 13:43:20 · 5 answers · asked by yellowskinnedguy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When I was a waiter someone asked me for a mix of juices....
1/2 cranberry
1/2 orange and
1/2 grapefruit
I told him we didn't have a glass big enough
2006-10-04 13:46:19 · answer #1 · answered by Graymin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend Kim and I had been backpacking for about 10 days. We stopped at a buffet on the way home and ate about 4 plates of food a piece. At some point, I let out the loudest burp I have ever heard. My friend Kim was taking a drink of iced tea. When I burped, she laughed so hard that she spewed tea all over me. The entire restaurant was not only staring at us for our behavior, but I noticed the waitress didn't sit anyone near us. After 10 days of backpacking, we apparently didn't smell good enough to sit with the rest of the patrons.
2006-10-04 13:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im from london uk it was with my wife in a indian restuarant/ we got free drinks on the house at end of meal / i had a drambui /it came over set alight of course /my wife never seen this before is very curios and stares at it asking all about it /any way i blow it out and go to drink it but no she wants to light it again so away she goes lights my free drink and knocks it over and sets light to the table in a packed restuarant not FUNNY
2006-10-04 13:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by full_strokes_baby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay you want one
i was at a restaurant with my family and what happen was that we ordered out and what happen was the waiter tripped over my shoe and dumped spaghetti all over me head to toe then he went back to the kitchen and came back and then dumped punch all over me then we got our money back and it was embarrassment i was so laughing and i blushed bright pink
then when we got home i found out that my brother had the video camera
but at home is so funny
2006-10-04 14:01:31 · answer #4 · answered by roxy_baby2007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scene: the Sylvania Ave. White Tower, 3:00 AM
Waitress: "How do you want your eggs?"
Me: "Warm."
I guess you had to be there. Diners were rolling on the floor.
2006-10-04 13:56:13 · answer #5 · answered by World Famous Neffer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋