I remember hearing the story of a person who wanted to order an egg for their breakfast but didn't know the Spanish word for egg and so they clucked like a chicken and the waiter goes and gets them a chicken meal and the person says no they want an egg and again goes into pantomines to try and get the point across and then someone who understands both English and Spanish tells the waiter the person wants an egg.
2006-10-04 13:44:35
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answered by mom of girls 6
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the significant Papers: The placing could be the two a king or a boss in his workplace who beckons to a courtier or assistant that he needs his royal or significant papers. the guy runs in with a sheath of papers, the king or boss rather agitated tosses them aside and demands that they carry him his significant papers. people usher in different issues one after the different alongside with a Boy Scout guidance manual etc. the king throws them aside and gets further and extra disappointed stressful that he have his significant papers. finally the some one is attainable in with a roll of bathroom paper (courtroom jester, workplace boy etc.). The king knights him or the boss promotes him thanking him profusely and runs off the point in seen relief. this is MY renowned: Pencil Salesman: A sales supervisor is attempting to tutor a dumb salesman a thank you to sell. the administrative tells the trainee to take heed to him intently and he will tutor him a thank you to sell. He provides him here instructions: a million) carry pencils on your hand and say, "Pencils on the industry." prepare asserting that. 2) next people will ask how plenty they're so say, "Ten cents. 3 for 1 / 4." 3) Then they'll ask what colour so which you tell them yellow. 4) Now they'll the two purchase them or they gained't. in the event that they do no longer purchase say, "in case you do no longer, somebody else will." the administrative has him repeat the instructions back and leaves him on his own. What takes place is that the trainee is left on his own and starts off calling out pencils on the industry while yet somebody else dashing by using and the trainee does not word him and that they collide falling to the floor. they have here communicate: a million) the customer asks if he's familiar with how plenty the healthful fee and the trainee tells him ten cents, 3 for 1 / 4. 2) the customer getting mad asks the trainee who do you think of i'm, to which the trainee replies, "Yellow." 3) the customer somewhat mad says, "do you desire somebody to punch you in the nostril." To which the trainee replies, "in case you do no longer, somebody else will." At this element the customer beats up the trainee salesman and that they flow away the point.
2016-10-18 12:24:42
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answered by ? 4
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hey matey i only know how to speak aussie, but i can tell you in
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i worked in a restraunt once(this is true so ithink it was funny) as a cook an this big guy i mean big comes in his a guest stayning in the resort anyway he waz complaining that his plate wasnt hot enough the night before,so what i did is i but in the zappo oven for about ten minutes an then a baking hot oven till i was able to stick his steak on it an it waz cooking,,anyway i gave it to the waitress an tokld her to remind him it waz hot,.,..anywayz when the waitress carfully slid the plate onto table" sir careful the plate is hot " the Mr makes fatel move then iz by touching it then sreaming an running out'
hey gooch that was me why iam gonna why i *(7, why iam gonna.wazza
hey i heard this story once were a lady goes into a chinnesse restraunt with her little dog,,asks the waiter for food for the dog,,takes her dog comes back with it cooked on plate,.,
my favorite skit would be on roadtrip the movie...wazza again
2006-10-04 13:43:45
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answered by GOOCH 4
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Customer: Waiter! Waiter!
Waiter: Yes, how may I assist you?
Customer: I ordered a caesar salad, but this is just a bunch of coleslaw and carrots.
Waiter: I'll be taking care of that...
Takes plate..
30 minutes later...
Customer to husband:
Customer: Where the heck is mah salad?
Waiter returns..
Waiter: Here you go, Maam..
Customer: Uhh.. This is not salad, this is shrimp cocatail..
Waiter: Ugh..
Customer: Excuse me?
Waiter rolls eyes and takes plate.
He never returns.
2006-10-04 13:42:16
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answered by Anonymous
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Um, Faulty Towers comes to mind have you seen them with John Cleese.
2006-10-04 13:38:25
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answered by CLARABELLE 7
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Guest: "Hey chef, what is this fly doing in my soup?"
Chef: "Looks like the backstroke!"
2006-10-04 13:43:45
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answered by Rob 2
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I'm sooooo Happy!!!!! That I'm outta School!!!!!!! Good Luck!!! Go do your homework!!!!
2006-10-04 13:39:34
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answered by mywaypink 7
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no clue
2006-10-04 13:38:47
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answered by Anonymous
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