2006-10-04 13:17:47 · 7 answers · asked by GOOCH 4 in Health ➔ Alternative Medicine
Laughing aloud is one of the best cures there is.
Subject: Bob buying dog food
I was with my brother-in-law, Bob, in line to check out at Wal-Mart to purchase a very large bag of Purina. Bob, having two large dogs, was buying this large bag to last them a week.
A woman behind him asked if he had a dog. On impulse, he told her that no, he was starting The Purina Diet again, although he probably shouldn't because he'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that he'd lost 50 pounds before he awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs in both arms.
He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so he was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with his story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if he'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because he had been poisoned. He told her no; it was because he'd been sitting in the street licking his balls and a car hit him.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack; he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
2006-10-05 18:42:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A priest, a rabbi, and a babtist preacher walk into a bar. The bartender turns around and says,"Is this a joke"?
2006-10-05 02:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by arum 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah! thats why laughing clubs are so popular.. everyone laughs at everyone laughing...pretty funny really!! a joke for you.. a three year old was takeing a bath...looking at his penis he asked his mother " is this my brain?" his mother replyed "not yet".
2006-10-04 22:27:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
laughing is a Known cure that does send out - if nothing else - a
sense of happiness and is contagious!!
Smile and laugh - alot!
2006-10-04 20:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes if u can laugh through your illness
2006-10-04 20:19:35 · answer #5 · answered by kizprince123 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
two antennas go to a wedding, the ceremony wasn't much but the reception was fantastic!
2006-10-05 01:55:43 · answer #6 · answered by mr.answerman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes, chinese physicians use this to solve emotional problems
http://www.shen-nong.com/eng/lifestyles/tcmrole_health_maintenance_cultivation.html
2006-10-05 05:34:35 · answer #7 · answered by tcmrose l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋