Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the
teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first.
One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven
first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God. The teacher
praises the little girl, as a little boy raised his hand. The little boy says,
"I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love." "Very
good," said the teacher.
The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no", she thought,
"I'm not gonna like this. Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think
goes to heaven first?" Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."
The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first. He replied,
"Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet
up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'"
2006-10-04 12:36:07 · 11 answers · asked by G 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It is & I do!
2006-10-04 15:37:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I enjoy jokes like this once and awhile. Yes, it was funny.
2006-10-04 19:48:47 · answer #2 · answered by Alien 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny
2006-10-04 19:39:52 · answer #3 · answered by angelstarr182002 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it is funny i love hearing how children see things
2006-10-04 19:39:39 · answer #4 · answered by Shana 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, but i've seen it to many times
2006-10-04 19:46:13 · answer #5 · answered by NNY 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... i read this somewhere else but it's still funny!
2006-10-04 19:38:10 · answer #6 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny!
2006-10-04 19:38:00 · answer #7 · answered by cuteboymom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was funny!!
2006-10-04 19:38:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
..funny
2006-10-04 19:40:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-04 19:38:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋