Last night I was lying in bed looking at the stars?

Question

I was thinking, what a wonderful night it was,
The complexity of it all,
The distances involved,
The amount of energy it took to create such a place,
The shear awe inspiring, number of Galaxies there where,
And, where the bloody hell my roof had gone.

Answer 1

lmao!!! There I was thinking it was gonna be deep, and you had me in stitches.

Answer 2

Oh my gosh...There are others out there who
have been visited by the terrible roof borers
from South America. These insidious, destructive,
little creatures move into an area unannounced
begin their carniverous activities right under our very noses. Only if you are very, very observant can
you see their headlamps winking
in the night skyline. Recognition of those messenger
creatures is your first early warning sign of a
probable infestation. Roofs, porches, and patios are
their first target. Infested locals may be spotted up and
down the East Coast where you find a total lack of outdoor bar-b-que pits, porches, patios and saunas.
I understand that major infestations have also settled in Louisana and Mississippi within the last year or so. i heard that they came into that area on a big wind storm.

God only help us if they switch over to toilets and outhouses. We will be in a world of hurt then with no place to unload stuff.

Answer 3

I have no idea where your roof is, but I can tell you that a light year is about 9, 331 200,000,000 km (x 0.62 to get it in mi... I'm from Canada) and that it is predicted that the Universe started from a tiny dot of energy and just exploded because it overcame the gravity that was pushing it together. If I knew how this happened, or who came up with this (well actually it was Georges Lemaitre) I would be God.

Answer 4

you could have been astral travelling , but I doubt it. as then you would have automatically done a spell check.unfortunately even that would not have picked up the two words , shear and where , as they mean someting else in a different context.
I have a roof which opens to the night sky , in a shepherds cottage in a greek island, there is no light pollution there , which helps.

Answer 5

Stainless Stephens, 1946. Light programme BBC radio.

Answer 6

I love looking up at the stars especially on a really clear night and the sky is full of them.

Answer 7

That joke is about 100 years old. I heard it so long ago.

Answer 8

Hahaha, that;s funny. You suceeded in making me laugh, I needed it! Smile.

Answer 9

You should always tell the truth, especially in bed!!!

Answer 10

That's a very old joke.