im bored so tell me...?

Question

im bored, tell me a joke or sumthing please. ive got nuthin better to do

Answer 1

OK here are my bar jokes. Some of them are kind of cheesy.

A man walks into a bar.
The next man ducks.

A man walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck. The bartender says: "Alright, you can come in...
...but don't start anything!"

Two ropes are going down the street. They're very hungry, but when they come to a restaurant it says No Ropes Allowed. So one of them says, "I'll try it anyway." So he goes in. The guy inside says, "Hey! You one of them ropes?" The rope says yes, and the guy flings him out of the door. So the second rope twists himself into a pretzel shape and unravels his ends. And he goes in. The guy says, "Hey! You one of them ropes?" And the rope says...
"No sir...I'm a frayed knot!"

A bartender is home for the night when his phone rings. A drunk guy is on the phone, and he says, "Hey, whattime you open tomorra?" The bartender says, "No way am I going to let a drunk like you in my bar!" And he hangs up. But the guy calls back. "I told you I'm not going to let you in!" And the drunk guy says:
"I don' wanna get in...I wanna get OUT!"

Answer 2

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white........????????????



A nun falling down the stairs.


Whats black and white and laughing?

The nun that pushed her.

now if that ain't funny.... tuna is.

Answer 3

SOMETHING PLEASE... LOL
IM BORED TOO, O JUST WHAT WILL WE DO?
SHOOT EMAIL ME LET DO SOMETHIN