2006-10-04 10:22:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger
blown off. “How did this happen?” the doctor asked. “Well I was trying to commit
suicide,” the blonde replied. “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your
finger?” “No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, ‘I just paid
$6,000 for these,’ then I put it in my mouth and I thought, ‘I just paid $4,000
to get my teeth fixed.’ So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, ‘this is
going to make a loud noise,’ so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the
trigger.”
2006-10-04 11:01:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A blonde went into a beauty shop to get her hair cut. She had headphones on. The beautician told her that she would have to take her headphones off so that she could do her hair. The blonde replied that if she took the headphones off that she would die. The beautician told her that she would be fine. Just please take the headphones off. The blonde asked again if she was sure that she would be okay. The beautician re-assured her that she would be fine. The blonde then took the headphones off. The beautician started cutting and fixing her hair. Next thing they knew the blonde was not breathing and dead in the chair. The manager put on her headphones and they heard a voice saying Breath in....Breath Out.
2006-10-04 10:35:15 · answer #2 · answered by Poser, Scene, Emo Kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋