great story.
One time I was at Dodger stadium watching the Dodgers and Giants. This was a few years ago.
I was drinking and had to go to the bathroom.
In the bathroom there was a woman on her knees wearing a Giants hat with at least 5-6 guys around her.
She was blowing anybody and everybody who walked up to her with their wiener out.
So I pulled down my pants and recieved oral from her. when i left she must have had a gallon of "male juice" on her face.
I got back to my seat and told my wife, "It was the most relaxing piss I've ever had."
2006-10-04 09:21:00
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answered by nickkap1 3
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I don't know if it was funny - but it freaked my husband out. I was 7 months pregnant - and I always get excited at sports. The Angels were playing the Red Sox in LA, and I was jumping up and down every time the Angels got a hit or scored a run. My husband kept telling me to sit down before I had the kid right there - but I kept on enjoying myself. Pretty soon the people around us started yelling at me to sit down, and I didn't even know them!!!! And no, I didn't have the kid till the due date.
2006-10-04 09:17:46
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answered by theophilus 5
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Tony Conigliaro-- the sport in 1971 while he went nuts because of the recurrence of the imaginative and prescient problems that decrease short his occupation. i replaced into listenting to the sport on the radio, no longer observing it, and that i bear in mind the announcer describing Conigliaro's in fantastic condition: burying homestead plate, screaming on the umpire, getting ejected from the sport. and then the next day asserting his retirement (he made an abortive return in 1975). Conigliaro replaced into such a complicated-success guy. If he hadn't gotten beaned in the top by using a pitch in 1967, which completely affected his imaginative and prescient, he could have been the form of participant to set records that could have stood for years. He replaced into that form of expertise. After he retired, he finally discovered his way into the printed sales area, yet even here the undesirable success dogged him. In 1982 he replaced into being pushed back to the airport in Boston after an interview with a television station for a revealed place while he had a brilliant heart attack. His brother, who replaced into driving, tried to get him to a well-being center as without postpone as attainable, yet he suffered everlasting ideas injury and remained in a vegetative state until he died in 1990. somewhat a tragic existence. I bear in mind listening to that Angels sport, listening to the announcer's excited voice approximately Conigliaro going loopy, and that i felt sorry for him because of the fact he replaced into certainly one of my renowned gamers. basically a tragic, unlucky guy.
2016-10-18 12:01:29
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answered by huegel 4
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I saw this on tv. Randy Johnson, pitching for the Seattle Mariners at the time, just tossed his fast ball, when a seagull flew right in front of the ball. The poor thing didn't know what hit him; all you see were feathers at the point of impact.
2006-10-04 09:19:00
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answered by karma 7
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I was sitting behind this big person that was not for the whitesocks and he kept screaming obcentites and such and standing up and I could not see anything and a freaking bird pooped on his gross head! IT was sooo funny!
2006-10-04 10:17:35
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answered by Kit Kat 2
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There was one time my friend almost got his hand taken off by a foul line shot.
2006-10-04 12:59:47
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answered by ADS 3
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I went to a Dodger game, saw some hot girl and got an erection. No seriously she was hot. Big boobs and everything. MMMMM....she was hot.
2006-10-04 10:02:16
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answered by Anonymous
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