kidnapped?
2006-10-04 08:28:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well I used to have this problem. I went on Oprah and got some counselling. It really has more to do with separation anxiety of poopoo than the toilet itself. It's taken me years but i've finally overcome the affliction.
2006-10-04 08:45:30 · answer #1 · answered by Komika 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a lot of options:
get a guard dog
install an alarm
wire fence it
try life with another toilet
Does old and fat have any relevance here?
2006-10-04 08:39:32 · answer #2 · answered by lana k 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May be that is the only one in the world that can withstand his weight or may be some people fall in love with the seat like those in power.
2006-10-04 08:37:06 · answer #3 · answered by seshu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him the manatees dont like toilets and they wont come for his toilet becasue they only live in oklahoma. (but only we know the truth)
2006-10-04 08:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by Me♥Manatees 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell him to put a steel cage around it whenever he leaves. He probably shouldn't be gone too long though.
2006-10-04 08:34:21 · answer #5 · answered by Juli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stay home and sleep on the toilet
2006-10-04 08:32:05 · answer #6 · answered by ♥D@t_bLaSiaN♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kidnapped by whom, im interested to know! get over it n get out!
2006-10-04 08:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by sashlou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
remind him that there are toilets everywhere
2006-10-04 08:33:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd tell him to get a grip.
2006-10-04 08:29:05 · answer #9 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Take the toilet with you, darling."
2006-10-04 08:29:14 · answer #10 · answered by misery 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋