So what happens when al-Zarqawi gets to the Pearly gates?
Abu al-Zarqawi died. George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He
slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the
nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You
wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next. He beat al-Zarqawi with a long cane and
snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the
Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and
66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As al-Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Al-Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me." The Angel
replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in
Heaven. What did you think I said?"
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2006-10-04 08:22:14 · 8 answers · asked by Ha Ha Charade You Are................... 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I thought it was hilarious!
2006-10-04 08:22:44 · update #1
That's a funny joke. Now I have to tell it to everyone I work with. they'll probably run from me, but I'm going to tell it anyway.
2006-10-04 08:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Grudge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, but, Bush and all the Republicans weren't mentioned as virgins.
2006-10-04 15:29:21 · answer #2 · answered by kasar777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-04 15:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes I did
i like it
2006-10-04 15:23:51 · answer #4 · answered by xrionx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL......Very funny...Thanks I need that today....peace
2006-10-04 15:25:29 · answer #5 · answered by eva b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you that was so funny
2006-10-04 15:27:38 · answer #6 · answered by ( ((G-Force)) ) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Thanks for the lift. I'm gonna pass it on.
2006-10-04 15:29:01 · answer #7 · answered by Ichiban 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cak,Cak,Cak.......That WAS funny! :?)
2006-10-04 15:26:21 · answer #8 · answered by lcsotter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋