%% CAn you write an interesting paragraph incorporating these phrases taken from movies?

Question

1. and one time at band camp
2. are we having fun,yet
3. the name is Bond.....JAMES Bond
4. Good mooooooooorrrrrnniing Vietnam
5. call 911,call 911
6. who ARE those guys

Answer 1

And one time at band camp there was this fight between Elton John and George Michael. Hmmm, I remember it well… Cher was there too, she was the one who saw them fighting first…“Who ARE those guys?” she screamed as the two men continued to slap each other, squealing like school girls and pulling each other’s hair, “somebody please, call 911,call 911.” Moments later the door burst open. A handsome man in a tuxedo filled the frame of the door. His beautiful Scottish brogue caused the men to quit fighting as they turned to look at him. He introduced himself, “the name is Bond.....JAMES Bond.” The slimmer of the two men arched his eyebrows, put a hand to his hip, and said “Well good mooooooooorrrrrnniing Vietnam! I’m Michael, George Michael.” The ruddy Scotsman was a world famous male chauvinist. He did not take kindly to the posture or tone of this slender man. In four quick paces he covered the distance between himself and George. Spinning George toward the wall he grabbed the back of his underwear, yanking it upward toward his shoulders. James snarled at him, “are we having fun, yet?”
George didn’t answer that I can recall but he did have a strange, almost serene expression on his face.

Answer 2

And one time at band camp, during the hour they had for lunch, Louie Armstrong and Dizzy Gillespie found themselves with a spare few minutes to compare notes on what had happened during summer vacation as they strolled back toward the parade ground.
"Did you see that old James Bond movie that was playing at the Bijou last month," Louie asked. "There was this guy starring in it name Sam Conroy or Shane Cameron, something like that, and when he'd say, the name is Bond . . . James Bond, he was great."
"No, I missed that," Dizzy replied, "but I did see an old movie with Robin Williams called, "Good Morning Vietnam, where he'd get on the radio and that's what he'd say, only he said it like, Good Mooooooning Vietnam. It was really cool."
It was about that time that they heard something awesome. There was a band on the parade ground marching and playing with marvelous precision. Every step they took, every note they played was absolute perfection.
"Call 911, call 911," Louie quipped, "those guys are on fire."
"I'll say," Dizzy replied, mesmerized, "who are those guys."
As the two were watching, utterly captivated, their band directer stepped up beside them. "We'll have our work cut out for us trying to compete with that group," he said.
"You can say that again," Dizzy said, without taking his eyes off the show.
"Yes sir," the directer said, almost to himself, "are we having fun yet?"

Answer 3

Two guys are fighting over a beautiful girl named Beth. "She likes me" yells one", "no she likes me" yells the other. Beth, standing along with everyone else watching, looks over at her best friend Ben and says, "who ARE those guys?" Ben shrugs. The two guys stop after hearing her question. They look at each other shocked. She doesn't even know we exist, they seem to think at the same time. One of the guys walks over and says, "the name is Bond.....JAMES Bond". Beth starts to laugh and James sees red. He jumps Ben, causing Beth to yell "call 911, call 911" to anyone listening. The other "Bond" grabs Beth from behind and says, "you should know me, maybe this will jog your memory" he steps back and yells "Good mooooooooorning Vietnam" and immediately Beth recalled her roll in the hay last summer with him. She recalled asking him last summer "are we having fun yet" and his reply being "Good moooooooooorning Vietnam" and when she asked what that meant he said it was his favorite line from his favorite movie. Now, as she stared at him as her boyfriend was being pummeled by James Bond, whom she did fool around with the previous day, she looked at Robin Williams and said "Oh, it's you" She looked down to where Ben was beat up on the ground and said "I forgot to tell you I cheated on you, and one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in .............

Answer 4

So I was out drinking one night and my buddie plops down next to me wasted he's trying to tell me about this girl he got with in Jr. High. They were playing spin the bottle it was his turn to kiss her, but before he laid one on her he used his best Sean Conery voice and said "the name is Bond, James Bond. She laughed a little gave him a big kiss and Said "Are we having fun, yet"? The the Camp Counselor walked in on everyone and they all were in Deep trouple so they thought. He sat right down and tried to join in, he literally grabbed up one of the kids and started making out so My buddy was like "Call 911, Call 911" this dude's a pedophile. With in 5 minutes there was some loud banging on the door and they busted through well my freind was relieved he though it was the Police, But it was the Ghost Busters. They all started singing "I aint afraid of no Ghost" But my buddy was like "Who the Hell are those guys?" Every one started rollerskating to the beat, meanwhile Gargamel the Pedophile is trying to have is way with 7th and 8th graders. So it was time for my Buddy to take matters into his own hands, He asked the counselor to come answer a question for him. As soon as he came over my buddy kick him right in the nuts, and said "how do you like them apples. Meanwhile the ghostbusters are still in the background dancing and singing "I aint afraid of no ghost." Finally everyone gets to bed at 4 am and someone's alarm goes off and it's Robin Williams saying "Good Mooooooooorrrrrrnniing Vietnam" that just pissed every one off becasue he kept saying it over and over, so finally one of the Ghostbuster dudes came over and smashed the radio. The next day they went home. I was in shock, holy crap man that must have been crazy he said oh that nothing compared to freshman year at Catholic camp "and one time at band camp" in 6th grade.