that I was preggo and said it was her's but she don't beleive me what am I to do? she asked how it happened and I told her it happened on our annversary and she stated She never used the strap on so it couldn't be hers and then she left mumbling something about going back behind the 7-11 for more beer. What do I do now please help
2006-10-04 08:09:13 · 23 answers · asked by Wondering If ? 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I pick that as the best joke of the day, very funny. I love to laugh, I bet you are hilarious. :)
2006-10-04 08:26:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have the baby then sue here for child support!! lol. You can be a singe baby daddy no problem.. but don't let the baby make you put on unnecessary baby weight. Nobody want a fat baby daddy.
2006-10-04 15:18:05 · answer #2 · answered by Virginia1228 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find a big wall, stand about 50 feet away and run as fast as you can toward the wall without stopping to see if you can create a hole in it the shape of your body like the cartoons. GOOD LUCK
2006-10-04 15:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by afafae25 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go to the 7-11 for a slurpee since you are pregnant
2006-10-04 15:16:50 · answer #4 · answered by That's my final answer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Lord Tan loves jokes like that.
He also loves you two.
In fact, you know that dream you two had
about a smiling old man...?
That was no dream.
2006-10-04 15:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the only thing to do would be a materials test. Of course, if the baby comes out pink and sparkling, you know it's hers, if it comes out blue, or black, you just might have a problem. ;)
2006-10-04 15:12:04 · answer #6 · answered by Me It's a Secret 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice. I needed the points!
2006-10-04 15:13:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her that your mom always told you that you could get pregnant by kissing. She might fall for that. lol
2006-10-04 15:11:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, right.
2006-10-04 15:19:59 · answer #9 · answered by Rabbit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey ya never know :)
2006-10-04 15:22:42 · answer #10 · answered by crazzzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋