And where is my pistol?umm Do you have some rum for drink?
2006-10-04 07:46:20 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I'm not telling - you'll have to frisk me to find out!
2006-10-04 07:56:53 · answer #1 · answered by Kerri 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TIS , a sad tale, i have to tell ;
I saw this bottle of rum on the side , and after just a little swig
( it was good , very very good )--- i finished the whole bottle .
Feeling guilty, i strove to make amends
your shiney trusty sword and fearsome pistol, both looked as if they needed cleaning
SO i thought ,you would be, somewhat pleased, if i did that for you .
to make amends ,for the drinking all your .rum -- a'lack!
so i set the dish washer, on to ' heavily soiled mode'
and put in a handfull of ,those nifty little 5 in 1capsules,
ummm --- Your antique pistol , iI dismanteled ,and shovelled the bits into the machine .( seemed to be a lot of bits )
As the sword , woulde'nt quite fit , i had to bend it somewhat, to get it in .
Any way, soon, all was clanging away nicely .
so i had a sleep in the armchair
when i awoke*120 minutes later , the cycle was ended;
i prized out your precious sword ,
( it is only, a little buckled but not shiney at all)
The pistol is clean, but in so many parts and i cannot fix it all together!
I have tried, really i have ----( but i have lost the thingy, that goes in the long bit and i cannot find the lock up nob ) .and the wooden bit has lost all its polish .
So I have your sword and your pistol here , but not your rum.
( all gone rum )
You may have to postpone, your special Pirate run, tomorrow
I have answered your question , Can you ever forgive me ???
>^,,^<
pass me some panadol please ! I have a headache .
2006-10-04 15:42:39 · answer #2 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sword and pistol are safely stored up your @$$. The rum is safely stored in my stomach!
2006-10-04 15:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got pissed on the rum, then got into a fight with prick of a captain and threw your sword at him, missed the **** so shot him with your gun, but the damm recoil sent the gun flying out of my hand into the sea - so sorry mate there all gone !.
2006-10-04 15:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by Richard 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have your pistol captain jack sparrow, but as for the rum and the sword, the blasted monkey took it
2006-10-04 14:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe i have your sword and your pistol too, and you can't have them back because they're mine now.... and i've got a rather large bottle of rum in the cupboard and you're not getting any of that either... mwhahaha
2006-10-04 16:04:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
have you sloted the 2 in your fly be very careful you might do yourself some damage if it moves or goes off in the wrong direction.hope you have not put it down by your balls looks like the ambulance is on its way already.th th th th ooooooooooo painful i bet is it hurting yet no please dont get turned on then looking at this.hehehehehe.
yes i got rum on the rocks it's called old monk rum.
2006-10-04 14:50:46 · answer #7 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did you know i had it??? i told them not to tell you! rats. when do you want them back i'm at sea for a few months but i should be able to get them back to you for about february 2008. sound good? PS i had to use the last shot in your pistol - sorry i had a really itchy foot!
2006-10-04 15:00:12 · answer #8 · answered by saxyphone! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooo Ahhh, I 'ave your sword me hearty, and if yous want it back, you'll 'ave to engage me in a rum drinking competion!
I'll start you off, Sloooppp... hmmmm... your turn...
2006-10-04 14:56:04 · answer #9 · answered by jg655 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, just getting ready to set port & sent your sword & pistol infor appraisal.your drink is on the bc ledge. go forth & plunder!
2006-10-04 15:03:08 · answer #10 · answered by swashbuckler82 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Ho Yo Ho a pirate's life for me!!!
Loved the sword fight seen w/ Orlando.
2006-10-04 15:48:28 · answer #11 · answered by bbjones9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋