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well now I'm screwed I just did a home prego test and it came up that I'm preggo's how do I find out which Homie got me knocked up behind the7-11 and what do i tell my wife ?

2006-10-04 07:22:32 · 9 answers · asked by Wondering If ? 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

9 answers

LMAO!!! Just tell your wife it's hers and she did it to u.

2006-10-04 07:38:14 · answer #1 · answered by cheetah7 6 · 0 0

Well first of all I'd call the news and tell them about the miracle(you said tell my wife and I'm taking it that your a man and I haven't heard of to many pregnant men!)and in case that was a typo then I don't think if they screwed you behind the 7-11 it probably matters much who the father is!

2006-10-04 14:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by kelley1031 2 · 0 0

Well it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none. This is what you do set up a trap with a loose woman and tequila, whomever "finishes" first is the baby Daddy.

2006-10-04 14:25:30 · answer #3 · answered by jenlovely01 3 · 0 0

Don't find out. Tell each one they have to pay you child support. You can move to an island and drink on the beach. Go Homies

2006-10-04 14:28:52 · answer #4 · answered by Mit 4 · 0 1

You are pregnant and you are wondering how you are going to tell "your wife?"
That doesn't make sense!

2006-10-04 14:26:43 · answer #5 · answered by eva.licious! 2 · 0 0

damn u f u c k e d u dont let ur boys f u c k ur wife, ur gf maybe but not ur wife .....go to maury

2006-10-04 14:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by bigboss 3 · 0 1

Good for you,2pts

2006-10-04 14:32:11 · answer #7 · answered by CaliMa 3 · 0 0

LoL Too funny...

2006-10-04 14:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by Christine B 1 · 0 0

LMAO!!!!

2006-10-04 14:25:32 · answer #9 · answered by sweet serinity 2 · 0 0

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