A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
2006-10-04 05:58:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
THAT WAS AWSOME! I'M ACTUALLY LAUGHING RIGHT NOW.
DUDE YOU ROCK. SEE THIS IS WHY I LOVE YAHOO! ANSWERS SO SO MUCH!
2006-10-04 06:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha
Yes I have had one before. Funny joke
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2006-10-04 09:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, and it was a great time out for both!!!
I also like the little story!
2006-10-04 06:00:27 · answer #3 · answered by City slicker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
That was funny!
I wish something hot like that would happen to me!
2006-10-04 06:01:13 · answer #4 · answered by Lindsey H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-10-04 06:01:02 · answer #5 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good :0:0:0
2006-10-04 09:27:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!!! lol....
2006-10-04 06:21:30 · answer #7 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋