hi i'm an italian girl...i'd like to know some jokes about italian peolple...thank you very much!!! kiss simo
2006-10-04 05:40:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
why don't Italians have freckles
because they slide off
Why do Italian men have moustaches
so they can look like their mothers
what do you call an italian with a rubber toe
roberto
sorry they are nasty but they are the only ones I know
2006-10-04 05:44:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy, "and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is well."
"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"
"Who said my Dad's dead?"
The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive... he's Italian and he's a golfer too."
"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"
"Who said my grandpa's dead?"
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"
"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian golfer. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"
"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today."
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?"
2006-10-04 12:53:37 · answer #2 · answered by giko 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
After the Pope has said mass at the Vatican, his right hand man comes to him and says, Your Holiness, in order to save the Church and all that it stands for, you as head of the Catholic Church must make love to a beautiful woman.
I will not do this says the Pope, I don't care who sent this message.
Your Holiness, it was signed by the Mafia...................
OK, I'll do it says the Pope but under 4 conditions
And they are your Holiness?
Condition 1, this girl whom I make love to, must be blind, so that she can not see who is defiling her body
Ok she must be blind Your Holiness,
Condition 2, she must be deaf so that she can not hear what is happening to her body this day.
OK, she must be deaf Your Holiness,
Condition 3, she must be dumb so that she can not tell the world about this,
OK, she must be dumb, and the 4th condition Your Holiness.......
Oh she can hava bigga ****, a bigga **** like that, a bigga **** a boom da boom, boom
2006-10-04 12:51:45 · answer #3 · answered by Savant 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Ruberto.
2006-10-04 12:44:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
si sparar kazzae pa internet ko na lingua diversa da ki te fa e domande
2006-10-04 12:51:22 · answer #5 · answered by fabiored 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if you want answers go to the right category
entertainment & music- jokes and riddles
you will get more jokes
2006-10-04 12:45:24 · answer #6 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋