Iv treid shouting back but he just shakes his furry little *** at me. How should i proceed?
2006-10-04 05:19:29 · 22 answers · asked by tarri 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You should go and find a unicorn and put him in the garden.
Tell the unicorn to confront the squirrel, and put a magic spell on him to keep him from talking. A cyclops is another good idea. He might just go and eat the squirrel. Or you could try to decrease the amount of LSD in your diet.
2006-10-04 05:23:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This works very well trust me .Trap him or her with some good food then take your furry little friend to school or at a school to a class of science and make him listen to the boring teacher and tell him that if he keeps up you will leave him at school for good.
2006-10-04 12:23:48 · answer #2 · answered by pirateron 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's hard to deal with squirrels that do that. I have two of them that yell at me everytime I go into the deer shed. It's like they think it's all theirs'. I go in there for feed to put in the bird feeder or some corn for the ducks or the deer. Then when I go out they get up in the window and yell at me, like I disturbed them. I just deal with them and tell them to watch out for the neighbors cat.
2006-10-04 12:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by windandwater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He's obviously been lacing his pecans with angel dust. When he comes down, get him into a rehab center and a 12 step program. It's the only chance there is for saving him.
2006-10-04 12:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
go get a translator, like another squirrel. Resolved the issues with communication and understanding before you annihilate
2006-10-05 04:02:28 · answer #5 · answered by donald m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he thinks you're "nuts" ! Better leave him be....he may come back with some of his friends. Then you'll have a whole group of angry little squirrels shaking their a**es at you.
2006-10-04 12:23:36 · answer #6 · answered by Scorpius59 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch the BBC show on backyard squirrels and give in to the fact that you can't win with them....
2006-10-04 12:20:53 · answer #7 · answered by Sassy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to the store and buy him some nuts. That should shut him up for awhile.
2006-10-04 12:22:51 · answer #8 · answered by Marenight 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL we had one that cussed me out for letting my dog get too close to him. Just treat him like he treats you...shake your litlle *** at him right back!
2006-10-04 12:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing worse then a foul-mouthed rodent! Ignore him, and he will find someone else to torment!
2006-10-04 12:24:06 · answer #10 · answered by Trixie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋