It was pink with a purple main. It had red eyes and an evil grin. It tryed to kill me by shooting my with its unicorn shaped machine gun. It was fully loaded to. The only reason it didn't kill me is because my daddy heard me scream and threw my cat at it. Yes people I have an evil cat that acts so sweet but when you get her around unicorns it turns bad.
2006-10-04 05:13:14 · 19 answers · asked by Bob The Blonde 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
You should ask that other 'what should I do Guy'. He comes up with silly childish garbage too. Are you in a contest with him ?
2006-10-04 05:22:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Problems with killer Pink and Purple Unicorns are universal that is why they are currently no known unicorns except in dreams and a psychiatric hospitals.
In order to get ride of this evil unicorn I would advise you to consider seeing a shrink they often have medication that will make the unicorn disappear. They also can recommned other methods to kill the unicorns like shock treatment.
Please please get some help I have seen the work of killer unicorns and it is not pretty.
2006-10-07 09:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by Cherry Berry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course you need to get the appropriate talisman to ward away psycho unicorns. I believe if above your bed you hang a banana skin upside down and outside in this will aid in repelling the mystical animal. It's either a normal unicorn gone bad, or a bad unicorn still normal, or there's an outside chance it's an apparition, in which case you need to ignore it. The more you ignore it the less power it will have.
Keep the cat close, nothing beats a proven method.
2006-10-04 05:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by RubberCat 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You should distract it by kicking it and run out of the room and go to the adults room(NOT! like that's ever going to happen unicorns aren't real!).
2006-10-08 17:03:06 · answer #4 · answered by Dragon's Heart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok this happened to me to and i got rid of it so read closley ok....first you need to figure out what 8-9+1 = then you need to put a grilled chese sandwitch under your pillow and put you shoes on you hands and do 15 push-ups on your bed and every time you come up yell "I AM A ONE EYED PONEY SNIFFER" and go to bed with a lock of your cats hair taped to under your nose. when you wake up the unicorn will be having a tea party in your room and when he sees you he will shoot himself with a 12 gauge and candy will come out of his head.
(dont mess up it has to be american cheese)
2006-10-04 08:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by Tyler M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get a dream team together like chuck norris and Mr. T to kick some unicorn @$$
2006-10-04 10:38:12 · answer #6 · answered by marshall s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop teasing the "My Little Pony" magnates. Also, don't wear dragon pajamas to bed.
Can't hurt to close your window either.
2006-10-04 06:45:47 · answer #7 · answered by MamaBear 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to lay off the drugs.
2006-10-09 14:28:17 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! What ARE those pills the doctor gave you?
2006-10-09 09:30:21 · answer #9 · answered by Robin F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would return to my psychiatrist and tell him that the meds are not working.
2006-10-04 06:29:00 · answer #10 · answered by randella_24 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋