When I Wake Up Every Morning I Have A *****. Its Sticks Up Passed My Belly Button And .. Any Ideas As To Why That Is? Im Not Horny Either
2006-10-04 05:07:58 · 29 answers · asked by Romeo 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
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2006-10-04 05:47:47 · update #1
what you need is someones back to poke with it
2006-10-04 06:10:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Morningwood or a Morning Missile...it's normal. A man will get an erection 3 or 4 times during the night while sleeping. It is completely normal.
2006-10-04 07:52:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you have every morning? A bunch of asterisks? What do you have that sticks up past your belly button. A house plant? The bed post? What?
2006-10-04 05:12:14 · answer #3 · answered by J D 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah yeah. Its called morning glory. Every guy gets it.
Past your belly button ha ha why didnt you just say its a 12incher
2006-10-04 05:13:51 · answer #4 · answered by poli_b2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's called early morning wood, there is nothing that you can do about it !! It's natural and happens too nearly all dudes . . . Just enjoy whats you have got and make the most of it whilst it lasts.
2006-10-04 05:17:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't consider that abnormal at all. Many men have this. Does it last longer after you wake up? If not, don't worry, if it does last longer invest in some duck tape. Good Luck dude!
2006-10-04 05:43:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is normal for men to wake up with there man hood sticking up.
2006-10-04 05:16:06 · answer #7 · answered by kitty_loves_cuddles 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might be what they call wet dreams. If this is a relay big problem for you, I would call your doctor. This happens to a lot of men, I work in the medical filed.Hope this helps.
2006-10-04 05:13:13 · answer #8 · answered by momof5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Morning Glory mate. Quite normal. Mine reaches to just under my chin.
2006-10-04 05:16:14 · answer #9 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
morning glory! Usually means you need a pee, my 3yr old son does it sometimes too so you can't blame it on you being horny or your hormones!!!
2006-10-04 05:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by cuddlymummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to start worrying when it doesn't do that in the morning. Completely normal.
2006-10-04 05:15:02 · answer #11 · answered by SR13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋