A married couple are at their breakfast table. The wife says to her husband: "Honey, if I die before you will you remarry?"
"Well," says the husband, "we have had a good marriage, so, yes, I'd probably remarry."
A few minutes later she asks: "Honey, if I die before you, and you remarry, would you bring her to live in our house?"
He thinks about this then says, "Well, we worked hard to pay off the mortgage and it would be silly to move someplace else so, yes, I think I would bring her to live here."
Another few minutes go by, then she says, "Honey, if I die before you and you remarry and you bring her to live here in our house, would you let her use my golf clubs?"
"Don't be ridiculous," he blurts out, "she's a lefty....Sh *t!"
2006-10-04 04:26:09 · 17 answers · asked by sweetpea 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Good one...
2006-10-04 04:28:18 · answer #1 · answered by fast 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Funny Sweetpea, it's also a very hard question to answer. If I was married less than a few years and only knew the person a few years and I was still a young man, I guess I would. That still depends.
If I was married for many many years, there is no way in the world I could come up with the power to do so, especially if the marriage was great.
2006-10-04 04:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there are the variety of tremendous number of ameliorations in human beings that the question is extremely unanswerable. at the same time as some human beings might want to prefer to remarry quickly, others might want to prefer to attend or probable not in any respect remarry. yet i'd recommend that widows and widowers no longer enable society dictate what to do ---- use caution yet follow your heart --- life is only too short to proceed to be unhappy for lengthy classes.
2016-11-26 02:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by gerdsen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes life goes on i have plenty of love to share, i would mourn for quite a while also.
2006-10-04 04:28:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the deceased spouse would want their live counterpart to be happy. So, yes, if you want to remarry you should. Really, what they do not know cannot hurt them. Cuz when your dead you don't know nothing.
2006-10-04 04:30:37 · answer #5 · answered by icyhott4urmind 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An old classic
2006-10-04 04:28:31 · answer #6 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That's pretty funny. I guess he got BUSTED Big time.
2006-10-04 04:29:40 · answer #7 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too Cute!
2006-10-04 04:29:12 · answer #8 · answered by al 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-10-04 04:33:09 · answer #9 · answered by *JC* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard better, but good one.
2006-10-04 04:29:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋