How many _______ does it take.........?
2006-10-04 04:21:59 · 7 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
2 how they got to screwing in there I don't know
2006-10-04 04:24:48 · answer #1 · answered by carmen d 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the difference between a Nun and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
2006-10-04 04:24:08 · answer #2 · answered by MalibuSun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb?
"Looks like we're both screwed now."
2006-10-04 04:27:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many midgets does it take to put a light bulb?
5
4 to stand on each others shoulders and one to place the light bulb.
I cant see why they dont buy a ladder and stop being a joke.
good day.
2006-10-04 04:27:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this political one:
How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer is just one, he holds the bulb and the rest of Europe revolves around him.
2006-10-04 04:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How many Aggies does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes 3 one to hold the light bulb still two to turn the ladder.
GO TEXAS A&M!!!!!!!1
2006-10-04 04:25:16 · answer #6 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.
2006-10-04 17:12:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋