2006-10-04 04:02:39 · 10 answers · asked by POOKIE 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm not here to make you laugh but i will educate you:
You see condoms are not 100% safe, a friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus.
good day.
2006-10-04 04:09:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are more important things in life than money - but they won't go out with you if you are broke
I told the doctor i broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those two places
How can you be over the hill if yiou never got to the top?
Have you ever stopped to think then forgotten to start again?
I have been happily married for four years - three different times
Sure you cant take it with you but you can stash it where no other bastard can find it.
If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.
Why is it when you talk to God you are praying but when he talks to you, you're crazy?
Old age is inevitable, growing up is optional
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me.
The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.
Hope you enjoy them!!
2006-10-04 11:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The name of the street I grew up on was called Minnehaha....you just said ha ha!!
2006-10-04 11:14:33 · answer #3 · answered by Damned fan 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nope, only you can make yourself laugh.
2006-10-04 11:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by American Pride 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
watch a squirrel
2006-10-04 12:15:03 · answer #5 · answered by casper 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah
i am tickling your feet right now
2006-10-04 11:07:35 · answer #6 · answered by Cap'n Donna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you here that diahhrea is genetic? It runs in your jeans!!
2006-10-04 11:07:17 · answer #7 · answered by THE Jester 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
laugh; while you cough.
2006-10-04 11:09:34 · answer #8 · answered by prince47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tickle tickle tickle
2006-10-04 11:07:40 · answer #9 · answered by *No Doubt* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone probably can
2006-10-04 11:06:17 · answer #10 · answered by master_betty_101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋