I should chin the next delivery person that puts sh*t through my letter box......There is a sign telling them not to do so and they can see me watching them and telling them to do one.....what is it with people!!
2006-10-04 03:38:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Just stand on the other side of the door and push everything back out of the slot. Or put something in front of it and watch the idiots try to shove things in there. It's hilarious to watch. Some people are such noids.
2006-10-04 03:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by lovelee1 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hey Dodds!! Good call, my girl. I think you should chin the next delivery person. They're having a laugh at our expense, and we shouldn't have it. In fact, you know what you can do? With the next one, you could grab him by throat and say to him: "If you don't stop putting shite through my letter box, I'll put your wobb-eyed face through next door's fcuking letter box!!"
It worked for me!! Hahaha!! I'm loving your questions by the way - keep up the good work!! : )...........x
2006-10-05 16:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by Yinhung 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They get paid to deliver this stuff, the best you can do is to try things like the mail preference service, opt out schemes etc. Still won't stop some of it but its worth trying. Alternatively keep the stuff until you have a good pile and then post it back to them on your way to the shops or work
2006-10-04 16:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by persistentd 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes,total pain in the neck.A couple of weeks ago I had someone round asking if I wanted to buy a sign/sticker for my window with No canvassers on it.I told him to take a hike.I had one of these signs years ago and people didn't knpw what canvasser meant.
Then there are the constant pizza leaflets,takeaway leaflets.Total rubbish.Apparently they get something like 1p per leaflet posted.
2006-10-04 13:42:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no, keep watching them, and once they get close take a photo. print it out with a big sign "no junk mail, and that means you tosser!" draw a big fake moustache and eyeglasses on the pic too just for a bigger diss! stick it on your door and watch them come around the next day. good luck! if all else fails, chin them!
2006-10-04 11:21:29 · answer #5 · answered by gwendolynpearce 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invite them in.
I use em to keep our old gasman and the paperboy (well I say a boy, he's been down in the cellar a while now) amused and fed.
2006-10-04 14:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
they walk across the grass too despite signs
don't chin them, lob some of your sh*t at them
2006-10-04 12:21:46 · answer #7 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooohh that is soo annoying i've yet to catch em doing that i always seem to be out but the first time i do they will get the bloomin leaflet posted where the sun dont shine lol
2006-10-04 11:03:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Junk mail, Crap mail it justs gets you into that lovley mood to satrt day at least you can take it out on the stuff ripping into little shreds.
2006-10-04 10:45:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mate used to have a big sign hanging on his door of a big fooking ugly Alsatian and it said, " I can get to the gate in three seconds... can you?"
There endeth his spunk mail problem...
2006-10-04 13:08:35 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋