2006-10-04 03:36:02 · 27 answers · asked by fraggle 1 in Computers & Internet ➔ Computer Networking
piARRRRate jokes
how does a pirate get to work?
in his cARRRRRR
2006-10-04 03:37:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ethnic jokes, man-bashing jokes by "feminists," women-are-dumb jokes by men, basically jokes that make fun of a particular group or culture. Most of them are interchangeable, and all that changes is the nature of the group slurred.
An old friend of mine took over these as a group with the term "ethnenes." How do you keep the ethnenes from your front door? Keep the garbage cans by the back door. Etc. You know what? They are STILL stupid jokes even with a "generic" butt of the joke.
2006-10-04 03:46:50 · answer #2 · answered by auntb93again 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A man walks into a shop and asks for a packet of helicopter crisps.
The shopkeeper says "Sorry, we only have plane"
2006-10-04 03:37:54 · answer #3 · answered by Avi 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
this could be dumb sufficient for superb answer... There are 2 warm canines in a fryingpan, the 1st warm dogs seems over and says. "guy, It particular is warm in here!" Then the different warm dogs says." OH MY GOD...A speaking warm dogs!"
2016-10-18 11:34:56 · answer #4 · answered by briscoe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bloke was very tired after coming home from holiday so he slept in and forgot to put his bins out! The bin man came early and woke him up, shouting "where's ya bin?"
to this the sleepy fella replied "I've bin to spain!"
"No!" said the bin (been) man.
"Where's your Wheely bin?"
Then sleepy fella replied
"I've wheely bin (really been) to spain"
(should be said in a northern accent as it sounds funnier
2006-10-04 03:54:12 · answer #5 · answered by Dunk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ghoti
2006-10-04 03:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by waycyber 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the monkey fall out the tree?
Because it was dead!
Why did the other monkey fall out the tree?
It thought the first one was playing a game!
2006-10-04 03:39:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Q. Whats geographically wrong with the USA?
A. It's above sea level.
2006-10-04 13:06:33 · answer #8 · answered by Waz 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a man goes to the doctors and says every thing i eat when i go to the toilet it comes out the same if i eat egg when i go to the toilet it comes out egg if i eat steak it comes out steak can you do anything for me the doctor says of course eat s**t
2006-10-04 03:52:55 · answer #9 · answered by JOHN jen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Probably the ones I tell..... at least according to people who know me!
2006-10-04 03:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by Angry C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man walks into a bar Ouch, it was an iron bar.
2006-10-04 04:23:07 · answer #11 · answered by LondonNick 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋