Do you like this joke? If yes, give me a good one as ur answer.?

Question

John works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked John for half a pound of butter. The boy told him they only sell 1 kg packets of butter, but the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do.

John walked into the back room and said, "There's a bloody fellow out there who wants to buy only half a pound of butter."
As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half."

The manager finished the deal and later said to John, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. Which place are you from?"

John replied, "I'm from Mexico, Sir."

"Oh, really? Why did you leave Mexico?" asked the manager.

John replied, "They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there."

"My wife is from Mexico," the manager said.

John replied, "Which team did she play for?"

Answer 1

Funny I like that one!!!
Here's one for you!

Black testicles

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
>over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
>hour, surgical procedure.
>
>A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
>
>Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
>
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
>to wash your upper body and feet."
>
>He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned
>that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she
>overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She
>raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
>other, lifting and moving them around.
>
>Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with
>them, Sir!!"
>
>The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
>closely...
>
>A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?

Answer 2

A man was sitting in a bar that was on the 10th floor having drink when he looked over to see another man having drink, this other man then got up from his chair and jumped out the window, a few min go by and the man who jumped out of the window walks back in to the bar and orders another drink, the man is now curious and walks over to ask the man who umped out of the window how he did that?

well he says it all has to do with the hops int he beer when u r at this level and jump out of the window you will just bounce and not fall hard. so the man decides he has to try this, he then gets up and jumps out of the window and all u hear is splat!

the bartender, who has been wacthing all of this, then goes over to the man sitting at the table and say......THATS NOT VERY NICE SUPERMAN!

Answer 3

I love it, but sorry, I havent heard any jokes lately

Answer 4

its ok