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I guess I could poop in the woods like the bears but how would I deal with that eating thing.

2006-10-04 01:20:23 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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yup I feel like tht every morning..sometimes I just go alone for a looonnnggg drive then since there are'nt any woods around to be found ..so I come back home ^-^

u can eat ..fruits and leaves in woods..or take lots of camping food, chocolates..intant food packets with u ...

2006-10-04 01:39:34 · answer #1 · answered by RAINGIRL 6 · 0 0

I'd like to run off a lot of times but not to the woods. I think I'd go to Chicago. Chicago is really cool. No pooping issues in Chicago!

2006-10-04 08:25:39 · answer #2 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0 0

I could poop with the best of bears, as long as it wasn't on ice with polar bears. I won't go that far north. I probably wouldn't be eating that much worse than I am now on a forty-hour paycheck and a single income. It's a splurge to buy something rancid from one of the junkfood purveyors' dollar menus these days. I work much harder than I ever have, and I'm poor for the first time in my life. I'm also feeling extreme pressure for the first time in my forty-nine years. Everyone we work for wants far, far more, but they want to give us far, far less. And it's all blamed on what they show us in trick mirrors and magic puffs of smoke.

The politicians are lying. All those poor, misunderstood Mexican illegals didn't really sneak into America. All of the American workers were secretly shanghaied under the fence TO Mexico while we were asleep or daydreaming. It happened just that fast.

I'd like to be a hermit just so that I won't have to pay taxes that do not help myself or the other working people who pay almost all the taxes. Our taxes cover the filthy rich who do not pay taxes, or at least nothing at all like their fair share. Taxes are used to pay for a congress and a senate that constantly go against the will of the people in order to better themselves and their sponsors, which is a never-ending vicious cycle in which we're always at the bottom. Our taxes go to bombs and wars that will cause more problems and insecurity rather than helping to make us more secure. Taxes go to a Big Business that poisons our air, food, water, and soil while constantly moving our best jobs overseas. I could go on and on and on.

I'd like to be a hermit purely for morally-responsible and ethical reasons until our gov't learns to once again act in our best interests instead of always pandering to their Golden Calves and causing instability. Only the Scum of the Earth profits by causing instability at home and abroad, and most of the taxes and our own money go to that Scum in one way or another, Scum who profit by and thrive on creating nothing but Sheer Misery and Torture, sometimes slow, sometimes very, very fast.

That's the only way in America you can stop giving your money to evil people who hurt your brothers and sisters and sons and daughters, and who make all our lives into small or large hells, to simply be a content hermit and earn no income, to just live off the land. That is a fantasy that I will follow someday, probably very, very soon.

All Adam needs is an Eve and I'm there. We can have the Garden of Eden back anytime we want to. I'm ready to frolic naked and have my three biggest worries be if the beans and corn are getting enough sunlight, if four-to-six hours a day is enough work, and if Eve will be generous tonight. She and I could learn to poop with the bears. It's better than eating all these mountains of poop from the politicians and Big Business Greedheads.

What America needs is a good one week sit-down strike, Nation-wide. All it will take is one week, and we can show them who really owns this Country. I can think of no better time than now.

2006-10-04 08:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah I live in a tent in the middle of nowhere allyear long if i could get away with it DHS might get mad though i'd build a small hut food wouldn't be that hard there are always squirrels and rabbits to eat. it would be fun.think I could get cable installed?

2006-10-04 08:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by fordluvr22 2 · 0 0

Everyday I wish I could run away in the wilderness.

2006-10-04 08:56:14 · answer #5 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 0 0

I'd run away into the wilderness at the first opportunity to get away. I could adapt and deal with the whole eating thing. There's plenty of things out there if you know how to get it and prepare it (I do thanks to Dad).

2006-10-04 08:27:14 · answer #6 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0 0

I've said it many a time, but I wouldn't go into the wilderness...I'd go and make a fresh start...and many times when things are getting hectic around me, I go on a mental "trip" wherever my mind may take me.

2006-10-04 08:33:43 · answer #7 · answered by angeleyes 4 · 0 0

No...I've considering moving to a completely new area and starting fresh...but I wouldn't make it 2 days in the woods.

2006-10-04 08:23:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

A least once a week in traffic I feel like that. Then I make it home to my lovely home with my lovely family and I'm all good...until the next time, lol.

2006-10-04 08:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by rockerchick82 6 · 0 0

Definitely yes!!!
But then I gave it some deep thought...and I would miss my computer and Yahoo answers!
Maybe I could just take a long extension cord with me!

2006-10-04 08:27:09 · answer #10 · answered by JoJoCieCie 5 · 0 0

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