no judgements about the question please, if your are off your high horse long enough to answer with 'grow up' or something for 2 points then your worse off.
anyway, my favourite is: BURPING THE WORM!!
2006-10-03 23:55:46 · 17 answers · asked by Mr Gravy 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Burping the snake sounds more interesting....xx
2006-10-04 00:50:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Female:
Flick the bean
Play with the little man in the canoe
Male: .. here it goes....
Slap the ham
Jerk the junk
Jack off
Beat off
Wack it
Stroke it
Stroke off
Choke the chicken
Beat the meat....
My favorite is "Rub one out" or "shoot one off"
How bout you come flick the bean for a while.. Then I'll burp the worm... Sound good?
2006-10-04 07:18:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha burping the worm, love it.
Not very many for us women.. I only heard Flicking the Bean.
2006-10-04 07:04:11 · answer #3 · answered by DemonicaB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Choking the Bishop.
2006-10-04 07:07:17 · answer #4 · answered by michael k 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Surprised no ones mentioned 'spanking the monkey' yet? Like the worm one - funny!!
2006-10-04 07:09:59 · answer #5 · answered by Audi 5000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kenneth Williams used to say 'having a Barclays' and call it 'traditional self regard'
2006-10-04 06:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by Gerard McCarthy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I enjoy. Sometimes it is
really exciting to play with the own
body and having fun... nothing wrong with
that. Only people who judge me should "grow up" first !!!
I am a girl of FLESH & BLOOD...
2006-10-04 06:58:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Spanking the monkey!
2006-10-04 07:11:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey last time i answered a question about masturbation i got inundated by freaks and got a violation from yahoo......jeeeeeez.....everybody needs to lighten up so i shall just watch the answers as opposed to getting slapped wrists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-04 07:02:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
choking my chicken, stroking my snake, petting my lizard/frog, shaking hands with my buddy, visiting the rosy palms hotel...oh yeah, my absolute favorite, Jack'n the beanstalk
2006-10-04 07:12:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋