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I have the Great Danes on the green chain and the pit bulls as security guards and the German Shepherds as drivers. The Mastiffs do most of the falling of timber. I grow a number of dogwood trees for pulp. Fiction or fact?

2006-10-03 19:54:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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Ok I'm so going to get a "chatting" violation for this one......but I'll try (dog gone it) to toss in a few puppy references just to make it seem like I'm on topic. *cough*

Uhm......I've been over 40 for a while now bud. I suppose you could say I'm in the "Dog Days" of life? Nah.......I'm still young and ever so active! In fact, next Wednesday I add even one more year to the old age. *sigh* Oh the years they pass like little shitzus walking in a line. (Ok this is not easy) I have very distinct political views.......I have attacked a view of your political questions. I just don't go dog wild. (Ok I so know that the saying is hog wild......just work with me here.) But if you even look at an answer I wrote yesterday to monitorhead you would see my views. I toss one in here and there........like tossing a bone. (Ok this dog metaphor thing is so not working for me......I'm going to get a violation for sure!!)

Southern school teachers do have more fun. (or pun) And yes.......my kids have now gotten to the point where they expect and actually laugh at my stuff. Sometimes I feel that I don't teach.......I just do stand up for 13 year olds. Hey.......tough audience I gotta tell ya. *whew.....pulls collar*<-----yes a dog reference.

So if you went to http://360.yahoo.com/ and set up your 360 account you would so be saving me (and I'm sure others) from getting abuse violations from chatting to you. **begs with her puppy dog eyes**

From puppy mill to milling around blogs that are fun and entertaining. Your cup of tea. Or water? You'll lap it up regardless.

*puts on her "lab" coat and gets back to work*

2006-10-03 23:48:46 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 4 0

Sounds like the makings of a successful business.

But surely dogwood trees produce pup, rather than pulp?

2006-10-04 18:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0 0

Dogwood is our state tree.

I was thinking more along the lines of Bridgeport and CNC and chuckers.

2006-10-04 05:19:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes because it is a violation of animal rights. Check out PETA's website. I am something of a vegetarian and won't eat red meat or poultry, only fish, preferably wild fish.

2006-10-03 20:09:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My dog Bif and us like your idea and we think you deserve 20 points instead of the usual 10!! Live long and prosper. Oh, my gut, who needs sit-ups? =) Thanks

2006-10-04 12:58:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anne Teak 6 · 0 0

well who else is suposed to construct dog houses?? great idea. just dont let them unionize..

2006-10-04 00:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by Calvin 5 · 0 0

LOL..THAT WAS SOO FUNNY~NICE ONE !!

2006-10-03 19:57:36 · answer #7 · answered by free-spirit 5 · 0 0

lol, you look like me.....

2006-10-03 19:56:07 · answer #8 · answered by nick n 2 · 0 0

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