when girls have a 9 month belly about to deliver and people ask her: "OMG ARE U PREGNANT??" no I ate a WATERMELON just for the fun of it !!! lol
i hate this one, when people go: "CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION??" ughh you are already asking!!
oh this one sux too haha, when you loose something like your KEYS and people ask you: "WELL WHERE DID YOU LEAVE THEM"??? ummm ummm DUH they are LOST I do not KNOW!
there are a lot I cant think any more lol
2006-10-03 22:44:17
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answered by antoni_m 4
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Have you had a hair cut? often following by, ow, it is very nice. it looks good, etc etc. It happens so often people don't say what their real opnion about it is.
Ow, did you bought some new shoes (somebody is showing them)
I avoid these questions, and also, when people ask me my opinion about their new hairdress or so, I always speak the truth. (sometimes more soften) but I think, that you can tell your friend you like this hairdress or not.
2006-10-04 02:54:28
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answered by frenzie-ann 4
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Here's one...
A car is sitting on the side of the road with the hood up. Someone stops and asks, "Having car trouble?"
Response, "No, I do this once in a while just to see how many people will stop and ask that stupid question! Of course I'm having car trouble, you moron!" Here's your sign!!
2006-10-04 07:01:22
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answered by Eat At The Y 4
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Yes... I hate it when people can see what your doing but they still ask you... example; when i am cutting up some veggies for dinner and some one comes in and asks what i am doing?? i usually just top them by giving them a stupid answer like dancing on the roof top naked what does it look like lol, and for the "oh did you get a hair cut" i just tell them i changed shampoo and my hair shrunk lol....
2006-10-04 03:00:28
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answered by *Aus*Surfer*Girl* 2
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Okay, I'm going to give you the all-time stupidest I've gotten. I love to surf in storms. (It's the only way the Atlantic gets moving.) So when I told a co-worker I'd done that one weekend, she asked:
"Weren't you afraid of getting *wet*?"
Yes, hon, I was afraid of getting wet, which is why I went into the *ocean*....
2006-10-04 02:59:52
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answered by GreenEyedLilo 7
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Standing behind the counter at a job at the register and people ask "do you work here?"
2006-10-04 09:57:30
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answered by Anonymous
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I was putting dirt into a garbage can and my roommate said"You aren't going to put dirt into the garbage can are you?" A good question , fun to answer and read others!
2006-10-04 03:56:38
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answered by nfmeritage 1
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I did one. I asked the office at my last apartment complex if they did postage for their attendants. They said no. I asked, "Well, where do I go to post my mail?" There's my sign.
2006-10-04 03:01:20
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answered by gaygoddevil 3
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When you come into a building soaking wet, and someone inevitbaly asks, "Oh, is it raining outside?"
(Answer, "No, moron, I just forgot to run my clothes through the dryer.")
2006-10-04 12:23:35
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answered by pceej 4
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Or people also ask men so did you shave? If they have had face hair for a while and then shaved.
2006-10-04 02:53:40
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answered by cosmo199701 2
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