2006-10-03 19:41:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
True but creepy:
I saw a truck with "Bates Casket Company" and a phone number on the side of it.
On the back was a bumper sticker: "Please drive safely - buckle up". Isn't that bad for business?
2006-10-04 05:20:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose that you could, but I think that for the purpose you would need it for would be something like "lay right here". You always have to be careful. Buyer beware is the mantra. I could be presumptuous here. Maybe you want to have some stiff planted far away from you. If that is the case, probably a good option.
2006-10-04 05:58:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, how do you put something on lay away that you already bought? Is this a trick question like do they have a 4th of July in England?
2006-10-03 20:02:11 · answer #3 · answered by homey_girl11 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can put the whole package on lay away. If you do would you let me know if they go out and take a shovel full out of the hole every time you make a payment?
2006-10-03 22:38:40 · answer #4 · answered by Star of Florida 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I read this joke and I had a "coffin" fit from laughter! I Sat'in just became amused at how you can turn a dead room into one filled with life and laughter. "Lay away." <--such a funny joke this early in the mourning. Please please give us more stuff. I just died laughing. But if you can't dig up some more jokes......well that would kill me. I'd just have to leave this place and go to the great beyond. And if I leave........well that's your funeral!
2006-10-03 23:54:29 · answer #5 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋