well, my penis fell off today (its only 2 inches). when i tried to stretch it by gluing it to a wall and running backwards. WHAT DO I DO? its bleeding everywhere and i dont want to go to the doctor.
2006-10-03 18:51:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
Your a chick now!
2006-10-03 18:54:05 · answer #1 · answered by Nattie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh God I feel so sorry for you.
You not only lost your penis but what is left of your brains.
Nothing can be done and by the way your not very funny at all, so just give up.
2006-10-04 15:37:13 · answer #2 · answered by slipper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously - you didn't need it anyway - probably fell off from lack of use or over abuse.Either that or it was totally bored by your antics and couldn't wait to get away. Set it Free!
2006-10-03 20:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by weezyljm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At it again huh h00k3r? Your last posting was removed.. this one will be too...Again, you are CLEARLY very lonely and headed down a dark and miserable road in life. So very glad I am not you. Just remember Karma is a b**ch, and she's looking for you.
2006-10-03 20:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by JT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call 911 and hurry dummie you could loose alot of blood an die
2006-10-03 19:08:43 · answer #5 · answered by dawg 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yay! (Everybody's popping champagne bottles now)
2006-10-03 18:59:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
grow a new one. I heard lizards can grow back their tails. Or you could glue your old one back on. Its all good.
2006-10-03 19:00:55 · answer #7 · answered by May contain traces of nuts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need a Psychiatrist
2006-10-03 18:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by laughandcry 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well, you get a needle and thread, and sew it back to your forehead where it truly belongs loser
2006-10-03 19:14:53 · answer #9 · answered by eeessssapoopoo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its ok, just call a plastic surgeon and tell them you wanna be a girl now.
2006-10-03 18:53:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋