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I hope the cheap seats. I can never remember all the rules about silverware and stuff like that. I like to use it all right away and then they take it away and I am left eating off my plate with my face.

2006-10-03 21:56:18 · answer #1 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0 0

'THE ELYSIAN TIMES, Wed 14th June 2067: A heated dispute broke out around noon yesterday at the Seventh Heavenly Happiness Restaurant, as a rowdy would-be patron was denied entrance through the Pearl Lee Gates.

Yelling: 'What! I've never cheated on Yahoo Answers, you bastards! Let me in! If all the lawyers weren't in Hell, I'd sue you!', the man sat on the clouds outside and refused to move along.

The maitre d', Saint 'Don't Call 'Em Chicken Wings' Peter, eventually persuaded the man to accept seating downstairs.

'I told him there were a lot more forks where he was going, and this seemed to calm him down', said Peter to reporters later. 'I checked twice - the bum definitely hadn't booked a place upstairs.'

2006-10-04 00:32:57 · answer #2 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0 0

Depends on how much time I got left!! Im just now really turning things around and that takes awhile to prove, so hopefully I will be relatively close. I haven't done anything major, like murder so hopefully I will be ok..

2006-10-03 18:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by cjscrub 2 · 0 0

would like to sit at his table but ill be more than happy just to get in

2006-10-03 18:14:30 · answer #4 · answered by crazayaznboi88 2 · 0 0

"When you are invited by someone to a wedding feast, do not take the place of honor, for someone more distinguished than you may have been invited by him, and he who invited you both will come and say to you, 'Give your place to this man', and then in disgrace you proceed to occupy last place."

"But when you are invited, go and recline at the last place, so that when the one who has invited you comes, he may say to you, 'Friend, move up higher'; then you will have honor in the sight of all who are at the table with you."

"For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted."

Parable of Jesus, from Luke 14:8-11

2006-10-03 18:32:40 · answer #5 · answered by Ed 3 · 0 0

In the cheap seats for a while until my sins are atoned for.

2006-10-03 18:13:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I get a good seat , but i perfer the cheapseats

2006-10-03 18:39:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you get there, you are at His table. That is what we strive for. There are no second chances to make amends.

2006-10-03 18:25:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

His table.

2006-10-03 18:35:50 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0 0

I will be the wine concierge so I get to be anywhere I want

2006-10-03 18:21:46 · answer #10 · answered by Agent99 6 · 0 0

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