I feel sorry for you, imagine being put in a room with a nerd. You would bring your frat mates and cheerleader friends back and he will nerd the place up.That is presuming you aren't half as bad. Convince of of the cheerleaders to take one for the team and tickle his fancy. Get her to lead him out of the dorm, and onto the university bridge for the event. She will then pull off her top and her bras, turn him around, rub her ti*ts against his back, and then pitch him over the edge. He's a nerd, it has to be suicide. Then you can have your friends over for a gangbang, the police will walk in half way through and you have one hot, steamy, sexalicious alibi.
2006-10-03 17:56:39
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answered by Anonymous
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Cut the power to that house for a day and get somebody to nail the doors and windows shut from the outside, then he'll be forced to socialise with you, might i suggest having some other people around and a case or two of beer, so he doesn't try and kill you. (oh but if you have electric cooking, be crafty and get a friend on the outside to pull all of the fuses to the house except the ones in the kitchen, then you can still cook.)
2006-10-03 17:56:05
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answered by Anonymous
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He'll probably become super rich, stick by him be his friend. Of course if his life bothers you too much then I don't know, get a new roomate. One that isn't glued to a computer.
2006-10-03 17:53:33
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answered by wishuponstarson 2
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Here is a good answer. Blow up the computer, or if it costs too much...punch him...and if you can't do that cuz he's ur friend then you just go and disable Internet or break all his CD's.
2006-10-03 18:03:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Is like other addictions. Hard to stop until you find something more exiting for him. Try to take him out wherever to see the world and something else.
2006-10-03 17:54:24
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answered by Toto 6
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You dont, you cant. You have to turn up your acceptance of other people. Not what you want to hear but... Stop worrying about the "other person", there will always be one to irritate you, and start worrying about your peace of mind, just accept it dude.
2006-10-03 17:55:59
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answered by blastby2000 3
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He sounds like a couch potato. He could be depressed. Try talking to him. Invite him to go somewhere with you. If that doesn't work, it would be a good idea to move out.
2006-10-03 17:53:03
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answered by notyou311 7
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Sit down have a conversation with him about your feelings, and if you can't come to some kind of agreement then ask him to move out....sounds to me that he doesn't respect your space....
2006-10-03 18:12:17
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answered by Mechelle 3
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And what makes you think you're so cool? Maybe he'd rather play games all day than talk to you!
2006-10-03 17:53:17
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answered by Anonymous
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Why not asking him to chill with your friends, or go shopping with you. Or, introducing him to some guys like himself. Lol, Why not help him out with his appearance or something. But, if he is content with himself then.. .good luck lol.
2006-10-03 17:53:03
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answered by Jessica Marie 4
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