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I was at a winery with some friends, two of which were named Allison. The waiter was kind of flirting with one of the girls and he asks her what her name is, and she says Allison. Then she says this is Allison too, pointing to our other friend. Then this genius says "Your name's Allison? and Your name's Allison? Are you two sisters? Yikes!

2006-10-03 17:46:44 · answer #1 · answered by Andy D 2 · 0 0

I hear a few all the time... like, "What is the meaning (or "purpose" of life?" which has been repeatedly asked and answered about a thousand times already this year. "What is the meaning of the universe?" and a host of "What is the meaning of..." ("what is the meaning of man... ") questions that are boring and tiring... unimaginative and so uninteresting that it baffles me to see how many people will ask the same, lame, tired-out questions over and over again.

Another similar kind of question involves the also tired out debate over what atheists believe or don't believe in... meant to draw atheists into a long-winded debate, and when that fails, the insults and name-calling soon follows.

I simply don't know why some people don't just check with the "Search" engine above left and see if they can't find a satisfactory reply before posing the same lame, tired out and boring questions.

There was a time when I thought that the stupidest question was when I was outdoor pointing a camera and while focusing and ready to take the photo, some jerk would come by and ask, "Are you taking a photograph?"and I'd always say, "No, I'm listening to some idiot ask me a stupid question!"

2006-10-03 17:53:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Whats the stupidest question you have ever heard of?

2006-10-03 17:49:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have seen many questions here on Yahoo Answers. I have seen "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" I have seen "Why did the chicken cross the road?" I have seen "How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a goundhog could hog ground?", or something like that. I have even seen "Who'd win in a no-holds-barred fight, Popeye or Chuck Norris?"

But the all time stupidest question I have seen here went:

"???????????????????"

I answered:

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

2006-10-03 19:33:01 · answer #4 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

The stupidest comes when you think you've heard them all.

2006-10-03 17:53:41 · answer #5 · answered by renaissance man 3 · 0 0

Do you really have to put money in the bank to write a check?
That was asked by a young person I know.

2006-10-03 17:53:57 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥ L ♥~ 4 · 0 0

I was once asked by a girlfriend where the electricity came from for street lights.

2006-10-03 17:45:25 · answer #7 · answered by Frogface53 4 · 0 0

What's the phone number for 911?

2006-10-03 17:51:17 · answer #8 · answered by Crooks Gap 5 · 1 0

someone called me on the phone, then asked what is your phone number
i was a social worker and someone called me one day, and said that she was 3 months pregnant and wanted to know if it was all right for her to have sex with her boy friend. i answered 'i dont care'

2006-10-03 17:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by dear shirley 1 · 0 0

Asking somebody on a land line phone at the other end "Where are you ? "
Also, exclaiming on a mobile handset "How do you know I am here ?"

2006-10-03 19:04:19 · answer #10 · answered by Spiritualseeker 7 · 0 0

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