2006-10-03 15:39:32 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Haha.
Let me put my smartassedness aside for a moment;
I work in a nursing home but I am going to go way back to college for my answer.
There was this lady that was older than Moses who used to take our tickets to get into the dining room. I am sure everyone just saw her as an old bag....but I remember remarking to my roommate (who has been dead for 10 years) that she was probably a wild child in her day...she had a lot of attitude even at 76 or however old she was then.
Most of the college kids just saw an old lady.
I saw an old lady who used to be a college kid in a different time.
2006-10-03 16:21:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
She knows someone who has a rash and she wants to find out if you are messing around with that someone.
2006-10-03 15:42:09 · answer #2 · answered by MoMoney23 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH LORD! Whatever you do, DO NOT LIFT A ROLL.
PLus, sometimes older women do not want to go to the doctor. She's lonely, throw her a bone, figuratively, of course, take a look, raise your eyebrows and go OOH! but no lifting flesh.
2006-10-03 21:44:25 · answer #3 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She probably wants you to be more personable towards her! Even the elderly need friend friends
2006-10-03 15:43:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Diaper rash?
2006-10-03 15:40:46 · answer #5 · answered by Larry T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SHE wants to check YOU for a rash????
Ummm... she must LIKE you and she wants to touch a REAL MAN for the last time in her old life...
2006-10-04 09:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on the circumstances, but the situation sounds a little "spotty" to me! (Lame pun.) Sounds like she's either hitting on you, or trying to be motherly.
2006-10-03 17:02:18 · answer #7 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you keep scratching. May I suggest you rub Lotramin on the parts that are red and itchy?
2006-10-03 15:41:26 · answer #8 · answered by pathstr8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe she dumped some chemicals or something that could harm you in your backyard or something.. And shes worried but doesnt want to get in trouble..
Or she is old and her brain is confused about you and maybe her childhood or something like that..
Or she likes to "feel" and "touch" you.. roflmao
2006-10-03 15:41:57 · answer #9 · answered by Shadowfox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You remind her of her son who had frequent diaper rash probably.
2006-10-03 15:41:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋