2006-10-03 15:30:56 · 21 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Hello Sunshine, it's MOM. You home?? Its your mother, okay guess your not home call me when you get in...it's mom
2006-10-03 15:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by dreday 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry you can't come to the phone, but you have just won a return ticket to London in the random raffle by your phone company. Since you can't answer the phone, we have to forfeit the prize and pick another winner. Thank you.
2006-10-03 22:35:44 · answer #2 · answered by angstrom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello... this is Andy Rooney. Ever wonder why people are never home when you try to call them? And don't you hate those stupid answering machines? I never listen to the messages on my answering machine; I just turn it on when I don't want to talk to anyone.
Have a nice day.
2006-10-04 07:24:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I was calling to see if you wanted to go out to a formal dinner tonight, but.....since your not home, I guess not. Sorry, I will have to invite someone that is home. Bye for now!
2006-10-03 22:35:50 · answer #4 · answered by Pam of Ga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too bad you're not home, this is Ed McMahon and you just won the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. I guess we will just call the next name on the list.
2006-10-03 22:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by bairland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, this is Bank of America calling...we've made an error in your favor...we have credited your account with ten thousand dollars...you will receive a statement in about five business days...thank you for banking with us!
:) Wouldn't it be nice??? LOL
2006-10-03 22:35:45 · answer #6 · answered by peachy78 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey just checking in to see how your doing, Just give me a call when you get in OK? I'm good i fixed banana bread today and watched the knew x men it was good.
2006-10-03 22:37:19 · answer #7 · answered by ret w 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Since I hate answering machines, I will call back when I can speak to you personally. I just love hearing your soft, sexy voice purring in my ear. Most definitely can't get that from one of those machines.
2006-10-03 22:37:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes i was calling you to get you to go pick up some stuff for me at the store,but i see that you are already out,and i will call you back later.
2006-10-03 22:33:54 · answer #9 · answered by silly_girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a telemarketer selling ice water to eskimos.
2006-10-03 22:35:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋